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2006-12-27 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Raj 2006-12-27 08:58|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "Stop blowing kisses at me!"

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2006-12-27 16:43|| 2006-12-27 16:43|| Front Page Top

#2 Conversational laws
There are several laws that govern conversation. Here are some of them:

The seventeen minute law states that, within a group of people engaged in conversation, there will be a lull in said conversation every seventeen minutes. Said lull is overcome by mentioning the seventeen minute law.

The Monty Python law states that any and all socially-oriented conversations between more than one intelligent people will contain at least one Monty Python reference. This holds true even if those involved in the conversation don't realize that it is happening.

The female angst tailspin law states that any female who is talking about something that bothers her will launch into a downwardly spiraling progression of all things that bother her, as if they are all related and actually part of one big problem she faces on a daily basis

LOL!

The flatulence law states that the topic of any sustained conversation between males only will eventually turn to flatulence. Gradually, flatulence itself will replace actual conversation until the women show up.

truthy

Posted by RD 2006-12-27 23:26|| 2006-12-27 23:26|| Front Page Top

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