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Keith Ellison: Koran Will Seal Congressional Oath to Allah
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Posted by Sneaze Shaiting3550 2006-11-11 08:35|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Swearing in using the poKoran? Keith I've got part of one left in my outhouse. Makes darn good toilet paper.
Posted by Icerigger 2006-11-11 10:51||   2006-11-11 10:51|| Front Page Top

#2 Just as long as that unclean infidel holding the Quran wears gloves...
Posted by Hyper 2006-11-11 11:20||   2006-11-11 11:20|| Front Page Top

#3 Let's hope he doesn't, and that precious moment gets captyured on video ( and it will). Then if no howl erupts from the camel crowd, perhaps the planting of one will start the real fun. See where Keith falls in that......
Posted by USN,Ret 2006-11-11 11:46||   2006-11-11 11:46|| Front Page Top

#4 This gives me an idea.

The Quran Caddy™ 2010

You know those little robot camel jockeys? We could make little robots that deliver and fetch the Holy Quran on command.

The advertising copy writes itself:

Jihadis, Gitmo prisoners, and Muslims of all faiths needn't ever again worry that an unclean infidel has befouled their Quran, when care of the Holy Book is entrusted to the Quran Caddy™ 2010 by UmmahCo.

With features like Infidel-o-meter kafir proximity sensors, Pray-right
Mecca finder, Hajj-grade Ablution Spritzing fixtures, and “73rd Virgin" detailing package”, The Quran Caddy™ 2010 is a must have for any serious jihadi.
Posted by Hyper 2006-11-11 12:03||   2006-11-11 12:03|| Front Page Top

#5 Late-breaking thought: both will be touching the Charmin with their LEFT hand!
Posted by USN,Ret 2006-11-11 12:06||   2006-11-11 12:06|| Front Page Top

#6 LOL USN,Ret!
Posted by Hyper 2006-11-11 12:16||   2006-11-11 12:16|| Front Page Top

#7 Left hand LOL!
Posted by Icerigger 2006-11-11 12:30||   2006-11-11 12:30|| Front Page Top

#8 A video of his election party. The edited out the followers yelling, "Allah Ackbar"?
Posted by Icerigger 2006-11-11 12:50||   2006-11-11 12:50|| Front Page Top

#9 "Thank God for the sicle cell!"

-Animal Mother- Full Metal Jacket
Posted by bigjim-ky 2006-11-11 18:39||   2006-11-11 18:39|| Front Page Top

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