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2005-04-20 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve 2005-04-20 9:24:12 AM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 His remains were uncovered in undergrowth earlier this month after signals from his mobile phone allowed police to work out his location as family and friends tried to call him.

He was buried for five months and his cell phone still worked? Even without use, that's pretty good.

Posted by Penguin 2005-04-20 10:15:45 AM|| 2005-04-20 10:15:45 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 DNA tests confirm a decomposed body found in the Alps is that of the missing Earl of Shaftesbury, French detectives have said.

Now they know with certainty he got the shaft.

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-04-20 10:27:55 AM|| 2005-04-20 10:27:55 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 ...and then got buried.

Posted by mojo 2005-04-20 3:48:47 PM|| 2005-04-20 3:48:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 I wuz gonna post a picture of an apache dancer, but I got the fear.

Posted by Shipman 2005-04-20 4:04:04 PM|| 2005-04-20 4:04:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Dad had some kind of a Jersey accent, so the phrase "They found earl in the Alps" means OPEC will be cringing.

Posted by Chuck Simmins 2005-04-20 4:34:31 PM|| [http://blog.simmins.org] 2005-04-20 4:34:31 PM|| Front Page Top

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