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2004-12-17 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by muck4doo 2004-12-17 5:21:48 PM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 The Cornhuskers must get frisky during the winter.

Posted by Capt America 2004-12-17 2:46:54 AM|| 2004-12-17 2:46:54 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 A man in New Hampshire was briefly arrested for having sex with a beached whale but was soon released when police identified the "victim" as my ex-wife (aka Jabba the Slutt).

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-12-17 7:29:12 AM|| 2004-12-17 7:29:12 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 When I got to the "The high court will hear oral arguments" part I blew grits all over the screen. Grits is hard to clean up.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2004-12-17 7:30:53 AM|| 2004-12-17 7:30:53 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 She could always get legal help from NAMBLA (North American Mastiff/Beagle Love Association).

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-12-17 8:03:13 AM|| 2004-12-17 8:03:13 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 The dog was almost certainly under-age anyway.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-12-17 8:07:05 AM|| 2004-12-17 8:07:05 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Colonial barfly #1: I say, what has become of old Nigel?
Colonial barfly #2: Gone native, living upcountry in a tree with a baboon, last I heard.
#1: A baboon you say? Male or female?
#2: Why male, of course. Nothing queer about old Nigel, you know!

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-12-17 8:10:30 AM|| 2004-12-17 8:10:30 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 LOL AC!

Posted by Shipman 2004-12-17 9:44:04 AM|| 2004-12-17 9:44:04 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 A dog, a strip club owner, and an explosive device. Something tells me that this situation was maybe a six-pack shy of becoming a Homeland Security issue.

Posted by BH 2004-12-17 10:16:04 AM|| 2004-12-17 10:16:04 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 "A dog, a strip club owner, and an explosive device....." Well, if anyone involved said "Here, hold my beer and watch this!", there could have been Darwin Award potential, for sure.

Posted by Sgt. Mom 2004-12-17 10:28:28 AM|| [http://www.sgtstryker.com] 2004-12-17 10:28:28 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 "Bad dog! No nookie! ... Um, I mean, 'no cookie!'"

Posted by Dar 2004-12-17 12:09:48 PM|| 2004-12-17 12:09:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Exhibit A: transmitted sexual dog fleas

Posted by Capt America 2004-12-17 12:46:50 PM|| 2004-12-17 12:46:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 With the inevitable split, the contest will be over who gets the heated fire plug.

Posted by Capt America 2004-12-17 12:47:44 PM|| 2004-12-17 12:47:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 AC - in people years, certainly.

In dog years, maybe not. ;-)

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2004-12-17 8:42:19 PM|| 2004-12-17 8:42:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 K9, KY... some people are easily confused.

Posted by Tom 2004-12-17 8:55:45 PM|| 2004-12-17 8:55:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Does she have right to conjugal visits?

What are they going to do with the dog? Not that I'm interested, you understand. Just idle curiosity.

Posted by jackal 2004-12-17 11:33:31 PM|| [http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2004-12-17 11:33:31 PM|| Front Page Top

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