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2004-08-30 Home Front: Politix

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Posted by Mark Espinola 2004-08-30 11:15|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 The Kerry Campaign Song
Sung to the COMMUNIST INTERNATIONALE

Arise ye elite folk from your lattes
Arise protestors in the streets
For reason will be put asunder
And at last ends the age of truth
So away with all calming reason
Servile emotion now arise
Weâll change forth with the old conditions
And slandering will win the prize
Chorus
So trial lawyers come and rally
And put John Edwards in place
The Special Interest Groups unites all Democrats
So teacher's unions come and rally
And put John Kerry in place
The Special Interest Groups unites all Democrats

Posted by Oge_Retla_2004 2004-08-30 12:09:02 PM|| 2004-08-30 12:09:02 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 All the ultimate irony. The communists marching for Mr. Bourgeois.
Bwahhaaahhaaaaaa!

Posted by B 2004-08-30 12:12:49 PM|| 2004-08-30 12:12:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 It's a satirical site and movement, btw, for anyone who's unsure.

Posted by Bulldog 2004-08-30 12:16:52 PM|| 2004-08-30 12:16:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 I knowâ¦but Iâm sure there are plenty out there that would be communists for Kerry if the talking points told them to do it. Theyâd ok the frying of newborns if it allowed them admission to the cool club.

Me? No thanks! These days Iâm proud to be uncool.

Posted by B 2004-08-30 12:21:47 PM|| 2004-08-30 12:21:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 The real thing, guys...

Posted by Fred 2004-08-30 2:13:31 PM|| 2004-08-30 2:13:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 HMMMM. Reads just like the Democratic platform, Fred.

Posted by GK 2004-08-30 3:05:00 PM|| 2004-08-30 3:05:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 HMMMM. Reads just like the Democratic platform, Fred.

Posted by GK 2004-08-30 3:05:13 PM|| 2004-08-30 3:05:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 All True Kerry Supporters Read This

Bolshevik Preamble
WE CURE WEAK LIBERALISM WITH STRONG COMMUNISM!

Communists For Kerry is an activist cell of young communists dedicated to ridding the United Socialist States of America of all things bourgeois and non-progressive: Free Market, Free Press, Free Thought, etc. The situation is critical in the extreme. The bourgeoisie aided by propagandist chain-dogs like Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity are on the verge of domination in this country and they must be stopped. In fact it is now absolutely clear that to delay the Revolution would be fatal. Through our website, as well as public demonstrations, group hugs and protesting we intend to mobilize the starving and lead them to the final fight against the evil Republican despots and towards the bright communist future, hand in hand with the peace-loving Democrats represented by Comrade Senator John Kerry.

After we re-educate our members to develop correct convictions, guiding them through the Revolution will be a cakewalk! We will teach the working class party through the studies of Marxism, Ramsey Clarkism, Kerryism, Clintonism and Mooreism.

We will promote the partyâs understanding that the only way for all people to be equal is to destroy all capitalistic ventures, as we know them. The rich must suffer as we have throughout history. The government must be held responsible for taking care of our every need.

We will instruct the party that working is for the weak minded. Through higher taxes and wealth re-distribution plans we will all have more time to spend on social and environmental equality. As Comrade Hillary said recently to a group of capitalist scum, âWe MUST take things away from you on behalf of the common goodâ.

We will teach our fellow Communist For Kerry members that we must suffer together to stop the war on the working class from the rich. We will meet regularly to sing and do art projects together to help sooth our suffering.

Communists For Kerry strive for world peace. The only way that this can be accomplished is if we relinquish our foreign policy struggle to the hands of the wise men of the United Nations. We must re-establish relationships with the great minds of France, Germany, China, Cuba and Mother Russia.

We will do our part to make sure Comrade Mikhail Mooresevic is put in charge of state run media to win the propaganda war that plagues this great nation. Mikhail already has the support of Hezbollah, Al Queada, The Taliban, France and many more great regimes throughout the world.

The two Americas must come to an end to form one homogenous socialist state. Only then shall we rest. Only then shall there be peace between us and other great Socialist nations. We shall overcome!

If any Komrades voting for Kerry wish to add 'progressive' ideas to this Bolshevik Preamble feel free right here.

Posted by Mark Espinola 2004-08-30 4:06:36 PM|| [http://communistsforkerry.com/GPU/viewtopic.php?t=40] 2004-08-30 4:06:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Guys, the Communists for Kerry is a Protest Warrior evil plot.

Posted by Silentbrick 2004-08-30 11:38:18 PM|| 2004-08-30 11:38:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 MMMM, Silentbrick, you do know that the REAL CPUSA is actually endorsing Kerry, don't you?

This is what the folks at MST3K call a "state park" joke. If something looks like a state park, and you call it "a state park," how satirical is it?

Posted by Ernest Brown 2004-08-31 1:19:14 AM|| [http://saturninretrograde.blogspot.com] 2004-08-31 1:19:14 AM|| Front Page Top

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