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Kerry's Fictional Dog?
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Posted by HarryB 2004-08-25 1:03:08 PM|| || Front Page|| [11133 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 The stories this man tells get more amazing every day. Are we sure this isn't Al Gore in a body suit? Kerry reminds me of a line I once read were a man was defending his brothers stories, "He don't lie, he just remembers big."
Posted by Jim K  2004-08-25 2:15:47 PM||   2004-08-25 2:15:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 "There VC was..."
Posted by badanov  2004-08-25 2:19:43 PM|| [http://www.rkka.org]  2004-08-25 2:19:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Perhaps this pup VC was the source of the withering fire?
Posted by Atropanthe 2004-08-25 2:27:51 PM||   2004-08-25 2:27:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Licorice will be pissed...
Posted by tu3031 2004-08-25 2:34:03 PM||   2004-08-25 2:34:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Did this happen on December 25, 1968 on/in/near Cambodia? It would help his other stories. Talk about painting yourself into a corner! I knew that when John F Skerry opened his yap he would shove in both feet!
Posted by Cyber Sarge  2004-08-25 2:43:55 PM||   2004-08-25 2:43:55 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 This story isn't new; it's just being brought up again, thanks to the swift ads.

Of course he lied. That's what he does.
Posted by growler 2004-08-25 2:53:01 PM||   2004-08-25 2:53:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#7  Thank God VC landed on another boat. After all, ever since he lost his front right paw during a firefight at Hue (during which Kerry saved his life...TWICE!) he never was the swimmer he once was.
Posted by 98zulu 2004-08-25 2:57:47 PM||   2004-08-25 2:57:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 


I am not, nor was I ever John Kerry's dog in Vietnam. But I understand I resemble the dog. Poor dog. I am amazed he survived Kerry's piloting. . .

Posted by BigEd 2004-08-25 3:16:08 PM||   2004-08-25 3:16:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 http://www.syrjon.com/blog/kerrydogtoss.jpg
Posted by Anonymous4021 2004-08-25 3:37:11 PM||   2004-08-25 3:37:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 I thought I remembered seeing a photo of Kerry and the dog on johnkerry.com in his vietnam service records which used to be front page. Now I dont see them (or any mention of vietnam) anywhere. Interesting.
Posted by 2% 2004-08-25 4:03:05 PM||   2004-08-25 4:03:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Nevermind... found vietnam. Dont see VC yet.
Posted by 2% 2004-08-25 4:04:17 PM||   2004-08-25 4:04:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Ok, no picture... I thought Id seen one... but I did find mention of it:

Kerry even rescued a puppy, Victoria Charlotte, or VC. His crewmates bought it from villagers who were planning to cook it for dinner. "Once the bullets started flying, he'd put the dog in his flak vest against his tummy," said Sandusky. "In the middle of an ambush, she'd start shaking and she'd pee on him." Until today, the puppy stars in Kerry's war stories. Kerry's daughter, Vanessa, 27, explained: "He wanted there to be a good VC."

I wonder if he put in for a medal for the rescue.
Posted by 2% 2004-08-25 4:13:03 PM||   2004-08-25 4:13:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 I wonder if Kerry's journal mentions the dog VC?

Odds are VC is not mentioned.
Posted by danking70 2004-08-25 4:13:05 PM||   2004-08-25 4:13:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 His crewmates bought it from villagers who were planning to cook it for dinner.

His crewmates bought it, so how did he rescue it?
Posted by BigEd 2004-08-25 4:16:46 PM||   2004-08-25 4:16:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 There was a post recently(can't remember where,it wasn't seared-seared-in my memory)that had a newspaper account of Kerry talking w/some of his crew at dedication(?) for retirement of US Navy's last patrol boat @1996/98.Mentioned was Kerry asking one crew member if he remembered when boat hit mine and dog flew thru air.
Posted by Stephen 2004-08-25 4:34:17 PM||   2004-08-25 4:34:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 Ive searched google and know that I saw a pic somewhere. I even find reference to the pic but no pic is to be found. Hmmm... perhaps VC send Kerry a cease and desist order like the swifties.
Posted by 2% 2004-08-25 4:38:37 PM||   2004-08-25 4:38:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 #12 Quote was found here.
Posted by 2% 2004-08-25 4:42:31 PM||   2004-08-25 4:42:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 He was only there for 4 months. What happened to the dog? Assuming that there was one.

Did he bring it home? Did he abandon it? What happened to the supposed dog?
Posted by B 2004-08-25 4:48:00 PM||   2004-08-25 4:48:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#19 VC B
Posted by Half 2004-08-25 5:04:32 PM||   2004-08-25 5:04:32 PM|| Front Page Top

#20 

Happiness is a Warm Puppy!

Posted by BigEd 2004-08-25 5:28:43 PM||   2004-08-25 5:28:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#21 This from Hugh Hewitt!

DID THE DOG GO INTO CAMBODIA? DID THE DOG BARK AT THE CIA MAN, THUS PROMPTING THE CIA MAN TO GIVE KERRY THE HAT? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DOG?




DID THE DOG BARK AT THE CIA MAN, THUS PROMPTING THE CIA MAN TO GIVE KERRY THE HAT?

So? Sue me, I have a weakness for Boxers. . .

Posted by BigEd 2004-08-25 5:52:12 PM||   2004-08-25 5:52:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#22 Kerry did mention dogs in his dedication speech, but never specified one as "VC."

From that speech:

"[T]here were wonderful moments, not just from the gallows humor of the war but those that came from the special spirit of Swifties: the times we lobbed raw eggs from boat to boat; great flare fights that lit more than one life raft on fire; delivering lumber to Nam Can in the middle of the war; handing out ridiculous Psy-Ops packages that no one understood; and of course pet dogs that didn't understand English or Vietnamese for 'don't do it there.'"

And here's an amusing quote from JFingK's last ride on a swift boat:

Kerry cited luck yesterday for much of his success in Vietnam. As he steered the swift boat toward the Washington Navy Yard and a clutch of dignitaries, he noted how well-preserved the craft was in contrast to his former boat.

"By the time I left" Vietnam, Kerry said, "there were 180 holes in my boat."

"To be honest," Belodeau said, "it looked like Swiss cheese."
-- The Boston Globe, June 14, 1995, Wednesday, City Edition
Posted by growler 2004-08-25 6:02:22 PM||   2004-08-25 6:02:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#23 Big Ed - here's one for your collection...

BlogDog
Posted by .com 2004-08-25 6:04:46 PM||   2004-08-25 6:04:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#24 I did NOT have sex with that dog! Victoria Charlette!
Posted by John F. Kerry 2004-08-25 6:20:22 PM||   2004-08-25 6:20:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#25 By the time he left Vietnam he had 180 holes in his story!
Posted by Sgt. D.T.  2004-08-25 6:54:00 PM||   2004-08-25 6:54:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#26 "By the time I left" Vietnam, Kerry said, "there were 180 holes in my boat." "To be honest," Belodeau said, "it looked like Swiss cheese."

It looked like swiss cheese probably coz the f*cker put 'em there.
Posted by badanov  2004-08-25 6:59:54 PM|| [http://www.rkka.org]  2004-08-25 6:59:54 PM|| Front Page Top

#27 "By the time I left" Vietnam, Kerry said, "there were 180 holes in my boat."


"I never did figure out how to throw a grenade farther than ten feet."
Posted by Robert Crawford  2004-08-25 7:03:09 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com/]  2004-08-25 7:03:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#28 Hugh Hewitt is talking to Steve Gardner, a crewman on Kerry's swiftboat, who says there was NO DOG while he was there.
Posted by BigEd 2004-08-25 7:15:18 PM||   2004-08-25 7:15:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#29 The period of the time for the above Nov 1968-Jan 1969, where Gardner said "no dog" he also heard of no dog elsewhere on a boat in his group.
Posted by BigEd 2004-08-25 7:17:38 PM||   2004-08-25 7:17:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#30 #12 -
"In the middle of an ambush, she'd start shaking and she'd pee on him."

He's even imagining being pee'd on. EGAD!

Fantasy stories about rescuing a dog from the BBQ pit, then Kerry gets pee'd on. Probably his crewmates bought the dog. Did Kerry contribute? Is he imagining spending money too?

Is he truly crazy -

In 1872, when defeated by Grant, Horace Greely, prone to strory telling, suffered a nervous breakdown, and died before the Electoral Vote was cast. Indiana Gov. Thomas Hendricks, got the bulk of the electoral votes which would have gone to Greeley, and most of the rest went to Greeley's VP candidate B Gratz Brown.
Posted by BigEd 2004-08-25 7:37:50 PM||   2004-08-25 7:37:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#31 "Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day..."
(Shakespeare)
Posted by True German Ally 2004-08-25 10:44:03 PM||   2004-08-25 10:44:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#32 Ah yes, old Hank on St Crispin's, ah, I remember it well... lol! Excellent choice of passage!
Posted by .Abu Billy 2004-08-25 10:47:28 PM||   2004-08-25 10:47:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#33 Congratulations!
Posted by True German Ally 2004-08-25 10:51:14 PM||   2004-08-25 10:51:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#34 Lol! I should've said Hank 5, to be more precise!

I had forgotten the "with advantages" - a classic tactic of his to mildly skewer and taunt, in his wonderfully subtle fashion, the foibles and arrogance of his royal audiences, when the occasion permitted, heh. Great fun - thanks for reminding me!
Posted by .Abu Billy 2004-08-25 10:54:46 PM||   2004-08-25 10:54:46 PM|| Front Page Top

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