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2004-05-25 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Jermaine Jackson Describes His Conversion to Islam

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Posted by Mike Sylwester 2004-05-25 5:11:51 AM|| || Front Page|| [11125 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I asked them, as to what was their religion? A wave of serenity took over them. They replied in one voice "Islam."

Don't look in their eyes Jermaine, NOT THE EYES!! Shit the Islamo-hypno-voodoo-rayâ¢ got him - TAKE COVER MEN!!

Posted by Howard UK 2004-05-25 5:19:39 AM|| 2004-05-25 5:19:39 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Prediction: Michael Jackson will jump bail and flee to Saudi Arabia to escape U.S. prosecution on child molestation charges. He will convert to Islam and live out the rest of his life in Riyadh, running a home for needy young boys.

What a family.

Posted by Dave D. 2004-05-25 6:18:03 AM|| 2004-05-25 6:18:03 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 "touch me, in the morning..."

Posted by Frank G 2004-05-25 8:19:11 AM|| 2004-05-25 8:19:11 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 May we expect to see Janet butchered in an honor-killing for her breast-baring tomfoolery at the Superbowl?

Posted by Chairman of The Bored 2004-05-25 8:54:08 AM|| 2004-05-25 8:54:08 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Curse you, Geranium Jackson, and your little dog, Tito, too. [cackle]

Posted by Chuck Simmins 2004-05-25 9:17:12 AM|| [http://blog.simmins.org] 2004-05-25 9:17:12 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 What section of the newspaper was this in, Where Are They Now?, or Who Cares?

Posted by tu3031 2004-05-25 9:57:24 AM|| 2004-05-25 9:57:24 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 According to its [Jehova's Witness] creeds, only 144,000 men would finally qualify to enter into paradise.

144,000 only vs all men in the millions, and each gets 72 virgins. Seems to me that he felt he had better odds with Islam.

As a non-cult Christian, seems to me God's not going to restrict the pleasantries of the afterlife to 0.001% of all humans who have ever lived.

Posted by BigEd 2004-05-25 10:47:29 AM|| 2004-05-25 10:47:29 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 You said it, BigEd.

I don't think the Bible's meant to be taken that literally - which is a problem for some people, like this guy, evidently. But it seems to me that a book compiled by numerous authors over the centuries has a better chance of having something in it that's Inspired than the work of one man suffering heatstroke in the desert somewhere . . .

Posted by The Doctor 2004-05-25 1:13:59 PM|| 2004-05-25 1:13:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Who gives a shit?

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2004-05-25 6:25:58 PM|| 2004-05-25 6:25:58 PM|| Front Page Top

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