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2004-05-09 Caribbean-Latin America

U.S. Woman in Peru Prison Seeks Freedom ~~Again~~

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Posted by Steve White 2004-05-09 12:13:33 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 When in Rome, don't try to overthrow the government.

Posted by JAB 2004-05-09 12:43:47 AM|| 2004-05-09 12:43:47 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 It's too bad the Berenson family didn't make its big fuss directly to Lori way back when there was still time to convince her to stop her stupid intrigues.

Posted by Mike Sylwester 2004-05-09 1:51:01 AM|| 2004-05-09 1:51:01 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 It's too bad the Berenson family didn't make its big fuss directly to Lori way back when there was still time to convince her to stop her stupid intrigues.

"So, Lori, what are your plans after graduation?"

"I'm going to move to South America and become involved in a revolutionary guerilla movement."

"That's nice, dear."

"Gee, why don't you go into marketing instead, like your cousin Ernie? He's got a good job with Procter & Gamble in their bathroom cleaner division."

"Nope, revolutionary guerilla movements it is for me. I just wouldn't be any good at marketing. Now, assasinating people, blowing up buildings, terrorizing peasants--that I know how to do."

"Well, it is true I could never get you to clean the bathroom, that's for sure!"

"Oh, Mom, you're such a card!"

Posted by Mike 2004-05-09 7:09:00 AM|| 2004-05-09 7:09:00 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 LOL Mike. I'm praying for your hateful soul.

Posted by Shipman 2004-05-09 10:59:41 AM|| 2004-05-09 10:59:41 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Maybe there should be a special fund, to help defray the costs of hearing protection for her prison guards, capable of protecting against sustained shreaking levels of 140dB with peak protection of 250dB.
Such gear should be available off the shelf for anyone who works on running 747 engines.

Posted by Anonymoose 2004-05-09 11:11:18 AM|| 2004-05-09 11:11:18 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 you know that when she finally gets out she'll demand to bring her POS husband to the U.S. as well, right? F 'em and the parents. Sounds a lot like St. Pancake's parents blather

Posted by Frank G 2004-05-09 11:21:08 AM|| 2004-05-09 11:21:08 AM|| Front Page Top