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2004-03-25 Israel-Palestine
Palestinians flock to lamb with Allah’s name
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Posted by JerseyMike 2004-03-25 9:02:15 AM|| || Front Page|| [11135 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 
Lamb .... yummm.
Posted by Homer Simpson  2004-03-25 9:12:32 AM||   2004-03-25 9:12:32 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Son of Bambi
And a Holy Man will come forward and say, "I understand the lamb. The lamb will speak through me. Its is saying 'Kill Jooos!' It is saying 'Pay more zakat - to this nice man standing beside me!' It is saying 'Allah handled me a little roughly last night... I liked it. A LOT.' It is saying..."
Posted by .com 2004-03-25 9:12:42 AM||   2004-03-25 9:12:42 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 [Off-topic or abusive comments deleted]
Posted by Anonymous  2004-03-25 9:18:22 AM||   2004-03-25 9:18:22 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Here is my sugestion for a name: Shoarma.
Posted by Evert Visser in NL  2004-03-25 9:20:52 AM|| [http://chinditz.buzznet.com/user/]  2004-03-25 9:20:52 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Onlookers . . . said the real significance was that the animal was born . . . the day Israel killed Hamas leader Ahmed Yassin.

Looks like Yassin's been reincarnated as a lamb - a holy lamb no less. But not as a man . . . maybe God's trying to tell him something?
Posted by The Doctor 2004-03-25 9:24:26 AM||   2004-03-25 9:24:26 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 This is my lamb. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My lamb is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Posted by Dragon Fly  2004-03-25 9:33:10 AM||   2004-03-25 9:33:10 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Looks like Yassin's been reincarnated as a lamb

Definitely lamb chops for dinner tommorow in celibration.
Posted by phil_b 2004-03-25 10:17:31 AM||   2004-03-25 10:17:31 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 DF, LOL.

I wonder since this a holy lamb if it becomes the 3,021st most holy site of islam? Also, does having "allah" written on your side get you exempted from taking it in the ass? If so, 13 yr old boys all over the ME should invest in earl sheim.
Posted by Jarhead 2004-03-25 10:30:22 AM||   2004-03-25 10:30:22 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 DF - LOL Redux!

JH - Think mebbe where it poops will become holy, ya think?
Posted by .com 2004-03-25 10:34:31 AM||   2004-03-25 10:34:31 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 Jarhead:
Just think of it! A mobile holy site! The possibilities are endless!
Posted by The Doctor 2004-03-25 10:37:53 AM||   2004-03-25 10:37:53 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 .com> as soon as that fucker dumps there will be dozens of paleos jumping all in it, I can see it now - "lalalalala, I am covered in allah's feces, I am holy now, time to go kill jooooos."

Dr.> a real mobile holy site. Perfect for islam, kind of like a book-mobile where the only book available is the koran.

Although, I once laid a dump that looked peculiarly like Elvis - sadly, it failed to impress any of my buddies.
Posted by Jarhead 2004-03-25 10:56:19 AM||   2004-03-25 10:56:19 AM|| Front Page Top

#12 JH - Lol! I guess this means their shit won't stink, too!
Posted by .com 2004-03-25 11:29:27 AM||   2004-03-25 11:29:27 AM|| Front Page Top

#13 Jarhead - "Elvis has left the orifice..."
Posted by Raj 2004-03-25 1:11:29 PM|| [http://angrycyclist.blogspot.com]  2004-03-25 1:11:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 There is a large fake miracle industry in Islam with literally thousands of web sites proclaiming things like this as proof of Islam or proof of Allah or the like. For a humorous look at some of these see:

http://geocities.com/faithfreedom2/miracles
Posted by mhw 2004-03-25 1:44:19 PM||   2004-03-25 1:44:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 The real miracle is spray paint, but that would give away the secret, wouldn't it?

Posted by Old Patriot  2004-03-25 2:57:41 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm]  2004-03-25 2:57:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 I wonder what Allah has to say at his Blog today about this?

Personally I think if Allah were really annoyed about the death of Yassin, he could come up with something a bit better than a brown blob on the side of a sheep.

Something like striking down the Zionist state with a huge bolt of lightning?

Allah, have you struck yet? No?

Ok, well a spraypainted lamb is as good as it gets then.

Did anybody think maybe the lamb was a sign that Allah approved of the removal of Yassin?
Posted by Anon1 2004-03-25 11:39:31 PM||   2004-03-25 11:39:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 ps: a mobile holy site - the possibilities are endless :

LMFAO!!!!!!!!
Posted by Anon1 2004-03-25 11:40:17 PM||   2004-03-25 11:40:17 PM|| Front Page Top

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