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2003-11-25 Korea

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Posted by Steve 2003-11-25 9:11:16 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 You know you're doing it right when...

"First, I want to thank Mom & Dad who taught me to call 'em as I see 'em..."
Rummy's tearful acceptance speech at KCNA's Kingpin of Evil Awards Banquet.

Posted by .com (Abu Jealous) 2003-11-25 9:23:05 AM|| 2003-11-25 9:23:05 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 That'd be great if they cast Rummy in "Kingpin 2: The Sequel". He'd made a great Amish Defense Secretary!

Posted by Dar 2003-11-25 9:34:02 AM|| 2003-11-25 9:34:02 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Hmm... Wolfish Design and vituperation (I had to look that one up ) human scum or hysteric not to mention puts an ogre to shame and the classic favorite: kingpin of evil.

I give it a 7.8 on the spittle meter. Clearly NKOR is feeling the heat in the spittle race. But, as mentioned, the lack of Jung, Juice, Dear Leader, and Sea of Fire brings their score down.

Clearly Kimme-boy appeared to have dumped his previous speech writer and this one, with a little training and perhaps threats of torture can be a world class spitter.

Posted by CrazyFool 2003-11-25 9:38:37 AM|| 2003-11-25 9:38:37 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 I understand that our leaders need to be mature and professional, but I wish we could appoint a National Abuser to counter some of these guys. Nothing would give me more satisfaction than seeing an official spokesman get up and call this guy a pustulent turd-snake, or to tell the ayatollahs that we're going to sear the pubes off their faces with radiation.

Posted by BH 2003-11-25 9:39:27 AM|| 2003-11-25 9:39:27 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 "sear the pubes..."

ROFLMAO! What a word picture! I nominate BH for the post of Freedom's Abu Abuser! Shit, still laughing! w00t!

Posted by .com (Abu Abuser Wannabee) 2003-11-25 9:59:42 AM|| 2003-11-25 9:59:42 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 ...whether he is a political dwarf, human scum or hysteric...

I always imagine John Belushi using these as his "rant" scripts in Weekend Update...

Posted by snellenr 2003-11-25 10:12:11 AM|| 2003-11-25 10:12:11 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 I've heard worse. This one is written to set the stage for rejecting the "written security assurances". I want more of that Old Commie Idealogy. I give it a 2.0 - hardly trying.

Posted by Spot 2003-11-25 10:16:23 AM|| 2003-11-25 10:16:23 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 I think it's a 1 time pad.

Posted by Shipman 2003-11-25 10:37:27 AM|| 2003-11-25 10:37:27 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 *tears card in half*

Get the damned newbie off the ice. He's a disgrace to the sport.

Posted by Ptah 2003-11-25 11:56:50 AM|| [http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org] 2003-11-25 11:56:50 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 [holds up card] 3.5

Sigh. I had such hopes, it started well. "put Hitler into the shade" is a new one and a nice touch. But the rest was pedantic and uninspired.

Perhaps this one has been weakened by hunger?

Posted by Steve White 2003-11-25 4:39:07 PM|| 2003-11-25 4:39:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Boy, this is a tough house!

Posted by .com (Abu Sympathizer) 2003-11-25 8:02:14 PM|| 2003-11-25 8:02:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Hey, I like the idea of a Chief Spittle Spewer! We need to get George's attention, so he can appoint one. Maybe someone who had a severe dislike for James Carville, and can scream as loudly, and as vituperously as Jimmy baby would work. A Cajun would be great at the job - you should hear some of them get going when someone knocks over their boudin. I can just see Jacques Chirac's face when someone from Marksville or Ville Platte gets up and starts swearing in five languages, simultaneously.

Posted by Old Patriot 2003-11-25 8:20:39 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm] 2003-11-25 8:20:39 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 "swearing in five languages, simultaneously"
ROFLMAO!!!

You gotta be light on your toes to even keep up, much less retort!

Posted by .com (Abu Cajun Luver) 2003-11-25 8:34:11 PM|| 2003-11-25 8:34:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Damn OP. That is a great idea -- especially if one of the languages is french :).

Posted by CrazyFool 2003-11-25 8:52:32 PM|| 2003-11-25 8:52:32 PM|| Front Page Top

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