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2003-11-25 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Dragon Fly 2003-11-25 7:00:56 AM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "I was helping her over the fence!"

Posted by Dar 2003-11-25 9:18:04 AM|| 2003-11-25 9:18:04 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 This certainly wasn't the article that I was expecting to read... :-)

(I was trying to decide whether to snide in the direction of Mr. Ed or Dr. Doolittle while the article came up)

Posted by snellenr 2003-11-25 10:15:29 AM|| 2003-11-25 10:15:29 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Quick roundup of comments from around the world:

Islamic Daily News-it is accursed America's fault for letting its horses go unclothed
Bob Barker-if the man had been neutered like I recommend,this never would have happened.
ACLU-what goes on between two consenting mammals is none of the governments business.
New Zealand Farm Report-my God,haven't you Yanks heard of sheep.
Democrats running for President issued identical statement-Its Bush's fault.
Michael Moore-George Bush used a Saudi Arabian horse to set the man up.
The Journal of American Psychology-blah,blah,blah,not responsible,blah,blh,blah,immediate release,blah,blah,blah,new drug therapy indicated,blah,blah,blah....

When arrested,the suspect explained,"I'm a stud,and studs gotta do what studs gotta do."

Posted by Stephen 2003-11-25 11:56:33 AM|| 2003-11-25 11:56:33 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 I'd be looking for a Snopes.

Posted by Shipman 2003-11-25 12:00:07 PM|| 2003-11-25 12:00:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 And the horse moaned: WILLLLLBURRRRRR !

Posted by Chuck Simmins 2003-11-25 1:21:56 PM|| [http://blog.simmins.org] 2003-11-25 1:21:56 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 taking "Mount the horse" to another level

Posted by Frank G 2003-11-25 4:44:11 PM|| 2003-11-25 4:44:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Maybe he had heard that some types of massage can improve a horse's agility and got entirely the wrong idea. He could have been method actor studying for the lead in Equs, or the man in need of some serious art therapy.

Posted by Super Hose 2003-11-25 7:11:29 PM|| 2003-11-25 7:11:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Just so he didn't pay "his kingdom for a horse"

Of course if it was a horse of a different color....

Posted by Cheddarhead 2003-11-25 9:37:54 PM|| 2003-11-25 9:37:54 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 standing directly behind a horse is not the safest place in the world. Their only blind spot. And a sudden invasion in that spot usually results in a sudden interaction with a pair of hooves. Nude or not, a pair of hooves with steel shoes would fracture your pelvis. Darwin candidate.

Posted by john 2003-11-25 10:07:16 PM|| 2003-11-25 10:07:16 PM|| Front Page Top

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