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2003-09-25 Arabia
Qaeda warns on infiltration
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Posted by Fred Pruitt 2003-09-25 19:50|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [367 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 "The United States has formed a joint intelligence committee with Kuwait and Saudi Arabia to strike against Mujahideen in Iraq by spying on them"

With the Saudis involved, it sounds like al Qaeda may be doing some infiltrating of their own...
Posted by Hyper 2003-9-25 8:30:31 PM||   2003-9-25 8:30:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 wouldn't it be wonderful to hint that we were implanting chips in spies? I can see the fun of attempting to dig the suspected ones out with bent butter knifes woo hoo! we got fun
Posted by Frank G  2003-9-25 8:35:16 PM||   2003-9-25 8:35:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Excellent. Sow the seeds of distrust and watch the organization rot from the inside.
Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2003-9-25 8:35:22 PM||   2003-9-25 8:35:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Hey! That's not fair!
Posted by tu3031 2003-9-25 8:36:47 PM||   2003-9-25 8:36:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 The chips are at the back of the neck. All of the operatives have long beards. Yep. Look around... that's the guy. No wait... that one!
Posted by eLarson 2003-9-25 8:56:48 PM||   2003-9-25 8:56:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 No chips at the back of the neck. They are implanted in the chin. The only way you can be sure whether someone is 'clean' is to shave off the beard (and risk Allah's wrath).
Posted by Kathy K  2003-9-25 9:36:52 PM|| []  2003-9-25 9:36:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Who says there's only one chip per person?
Posted by Robert Crawford  2003-9-25 10:08:43 PM|| []  2003-9-25 10:08:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Last I heard the operational chip was RFID with GPS.
Posted by Anomalous 2003-9-25 10:31:33 PM||   2003-9-25 10:31:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Alright, I warned Abdul. And Mohammed. And Mahmut. And Osman. And the bearded operative whose name I forgot.
Posted by CIA Man 2003-9-25 10:32:51 PM||   2003-9-25 10:32:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Our operatives will soon be distributing the exploding pencils to our unsuspecting enemies. Comical Ali must be writing this stuff. You don't think those 50 gallon drums of hash were the Comic Man's supply of personal inspiration?
Posted by Super Hose  2003-9-25 10:37:25 PM||   2003-9-25 10:37:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 The Nazis wrecked havoc on the Soviets in the mid and late '30s by planting evidence that various Soviet military leaders were actually Nazi spies. Combined with Stalin's natural paranoia and bloodthirstiness, this led to him slaughtering a huge proportion of his own office corps just before the war.
Posted by PapayaSF 2003-9-26 1:59:02 AM||   2003-9-26 1:59:02 AM|| Front Page Top

#12 That's dirty pool! I think Al Qaeda should file a grievance with the ACLU.
Posted by Jeremy  2003-9-26 5:06:31 AM|| []  2003-9-26 5:06:31 AM|| Front Page Top

#13 Could this be a sign of a crack in the wahhabi influence in the magic kingdom. I've heard reports on talk radio of groups protesting the wahhabi's there. Saying they are "ruining islam" (ya think?).
Posted by Lucky 2003-9-26 12:27:23 PM||   2003-9-26 12:27:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 To all al-qaeda operatives:
The only way to disable the chip is decapitation. Also, the chip can't be detected in any way. Be sure to check everyone!
Posted by Clark  2003-9-26 6:34:31 PM||   2003-9-26 6:34:31 PM|| Front Page Top

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