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2019-12-02 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Maine man dies after being shot by own booby trap at home

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Posted by Besoeker 2019-12-02 05:49|| || Front Page|| [11139 views ] Top

#1 Subtle twist on the 'accidental death' insurance payout.

Posted by Skidmark 2019-12-02 07:18|| 2019-12-02 07:18|| Front Page Top

#2 Putting the boob in booby trap.

Posted by M. Murcek 2019-12-02 12:49|| 2019-12-02 12:49|| Front Page Top

#3 because he wasn’t used to guns ‐ really, that was not his forte

"Very little was, in fact", piped in his cousin while chewing on a cigar from the kitchen.

Posted by Dron66046 2019-12-02 13:38|| 2019-12-02 13:38|| Front Page Top

#4 Let me see if I got this straight. The guy was bothered by petty theft (possibly imaginary). So he sets lethal traps. And his family, who knew about it, kept mum until he whacked himself by walking into one.
And, since it's Maine, we can't even make jokes about inbred hillbillies.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-12-02 14:24|| 2019-12-02 14:24|| Front Page Top

#5 You shouldn't set lethal traps in your own dwelling after age 60. You might 'biden' into one.

Posted by Dron66046 2019-12-02 14:38|| 2019-12-02 14:38|| Front Page Top

#6 You can always make jokes about inbred hillbillies.

Posted by Skidmark 2019-12-02 18:44|| 2019-12-02 18:44|| Front Page Top

#7 It wasn't just Maine, but "the county." Even Mainers make fun of people from "the county." Salt of the earth they are.

Posted by The peanut gallery 2019-12-02 19:57|| 2019-12-02 19:57|| Front Page Top

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