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2007-11-23 India-Pakistan
Warring groups announce ceasefire in Kurram, agree to vacate trenches
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Posted by Fred 2007-11-23 12:27|| || Front Page|| [10 views ]  Top

#1 "Hillbilly Hare" one of my all time favorites.
Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-11-23 14:09||   2007-11-23 14:09|| Front Page Top

#2 You asked for it.... and here we go..

Promenade across the floor
Sass shay right on out the door
Out the door and in to the glade
And everybody promenade

Step right up, you're doing fine
I'll pull your beard, you pull mine
Yank it again, like you did before
Break it up with a tug of war

Now into the brook and fish for the trout
Dive right in and splash about
Trout, trout, pretty little trout
One more splash and come right out

Shake like a hound dog, shake again
Wallow around in the old pig pen
Wallow some more, you all know how
Roll around like an old fat sow

Allemande left with your left hand
Follow through with a right-left grand
Now lead your partner, the dirty ol' thing
Follow through with an elbow swing

Grab a fence post, hold it tight
Whomp your partner with all your might
Hit him in the shin, hit him in the head
Hit him again, the critter ain't dead

Wop him low and wop him high
Stick your finger in his eye
Pretty little rhythm, pretty little sound
Bang your heads against the ground

Promenade all around the room
Promenade like a bride and groom
Open up the door and step right in
Close the door and into a spin

Whirl, whirl, twist and twirl
Jump all around like a flying squirrel
Now don't you cuss and don't you swear
Just come right out and form a square

Now right hand over and left hand under
Both join hands and run like thunder
Over the hill and over the dale
Duck your head and lift your tail

Don't you stray and don't you roam
Turn it around and promenade home
Corn in the crib pen, wheat in the sack
Turn your partner, promenade back

And now you're home
Bow to your partner
Bow to the gent across the hall
And that is all
Posted by Thomas Woof 2007-11-23 17:47||   2007-11-23 17:47|| Front Page Top

#3 The classics never die, Mr. Woof.
Posted by lotp 2007-11-23 17:56||   2007-11-23 17:56|| Front Page Top

#4 googled "Streisand and Garland", but neither returned hits, Mr. Woof. Source?
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2007-11-23 18:11||   2007-11-23 18:11|| Front Page Top

#5 rolf mr woof!

Dad Gum It I mised the promenade & do-si-do...


Posted by Unique Hitler7097 2007-11-23 23:26||   2007-11-23 23:26|| Front Page Top

#6 that were me..
Posted by Red Dawg">Red Dawg  2007-11-23 23:30||   2007-11-23 23:30|| Front Page Top

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