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2006-11-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Britney Spears, Bisexual & Threesome-Eager?

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Posted by Fred 2006-11-24 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11134 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Am I to understand that K-Fed as a RAPPER had the [multiple?]opportunity(s) to have voluntary sex wid two-plus wimin, including his wife, and wilfully turned it down. And now you know why his Amerikan Male Brute Rapper Career is as strong + successful as it is.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2006-11-24 00:29|| 2006-11-24 00:29|| Front Page Top

#2 I'm with Joe. This guy was stupid enough to turn this down?
He should just shut up, take his settlement money and open up, like, a bait shop or something...

Posted by tu3031 2006-11-24 00:42|| 2006-11-24 00:42|| Front Page Top

#3 Best laugh I've had in a while, Joe! And you're absolutely right, Fed-Ex is a total loser just for this ...

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2006-11-24 00:46|| 2006-11-24 00:46|| Front Page Top

#4 I thought he would have jumped at the chance of three-in-a-bed sex with Britney and friend, as the experience might have inspired another classic track in the vein of PopoZao.

Posted by W. Hat-Ever 2006-11-24 02:20|| 2006-11-24 02:20|| Front Page Top

#5 K-Fed must be gay. He obviously has no idea how the male mind works.

Posted by Thoth 2006-11-24 03:14|| 2006-11-24 03:14|| Front Page Top

#6 If Britney was that, 'so hot to trot', K-Fed should have dove in that bed so deep, it would have taken 3 days to find him under those sheets!!

Posted by smn 2006-11-24 05:26|| 2006-11-24 05:26|| Front Page Top

#7 "I'd like to have another woman in the bed wehn we sleep together": Britney.

"Where's the nearest bed?" : Every Straight males first thought.

Whereas...

"No thanks!": Gay Fed

Posted by Bright Pebbles in Blairistan 2006-11-24 09:17|| 2006-11-24 09:17|| Front Page Top

#8 Gentlemen, please. Of course he didn't want to hit the sheets with two women.....he was holding out for three women. Duh!!!

Posted by Swamp Blondie 2006-11-24 09:19|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com ]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com ] 2006-11-24 09:19|| Front Page Top

#9 Obviously he is aware that he cannot satisfy one woman, and doesn't want to disappoint two at the same time.

Posted by Mick Dundee 2006-11-24 09:29|| 2006-11-24 09:29|| Front Page Top

#10 Mick Dundee,

Once you've shot your fun, you watch the two girls finish each other off.

I thought everyone with an AlGoreWeb connection wide enough to stream video would know that.

Posted by Bright Pebbles in Blairistan 2006-11-24 11:09|| 2006-11-24 11:09|| Front Page Top

#11 You guys are missing the point. Fed Ex was a male dancer. He probably liked the idea of a threesome - except it involved two guys.

Posted by Zhang Fei 2006-11-24 11:22|| http://timurileng.blogspot.com]">[http://timurileng.blogspot.com] 2006-11-24 11:22|| Front Page Top

#12 This story planted an ear-worm (weird how the mind works)...

Gimme back my bullets
Put em back where they belong
...

Posted by .com 2006-11-24 11:39|| 2006-11-24 11:39|| Front Page Top

#13 BPiB Once you've shot your fun, you watch the two girls finish each other off.

Usually, by the time I have "shot my fun" the ladies don't need to finish each other off, and wouldn't have the energy to do so anyway.

Posted by Mick Dundee 2006-11-24 13:00|| 2006-11-24 13:00|| Front Page Top

#14 Okay, okay, boys, let's, er, stick to the subject. AoS.

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2006-11-24 14:51|| 2006-11-24 14:51|| Front Page Top

#15 And the absolute, number 1 best thing about fmf threesomes ??

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>>When finished, the ladies can chatter between themselves while you recoup for the next round...

;)

Posted by Showme 2006-11-24 14:56|| 2006-11-24 14:56|| Front Page Top

#16 The fact that K-Fed didn't see the kind of conversation happening here would be all over the place the second he suggested such a thing says loads about his brain power and his own sexuality.

Next stop for k-fed is either Jerry Springer or the Surreal Life, he knows it, and he's desperate to keep the spotlight on him as long as possible.

Posted by rjschwarz">rjschwarz 2006-11-24 22:44|| rjschwarz.com]">[rjschwarz.com] 2006-11-24 22:44|| Front Page Top

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