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2022-10-13 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Dads shot each other's daughters in Florida road-rage gunfight: cops

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Posted by Fred 2022-10-13 00:00|| || Front Page|| [13 views ] Top

#1 Dueling morons. Fifteen years, same cell, no parole. Two years off for voluntary chemical castration.

Posted by Besoeker 2022-10-13 01:03|| 2022-10-13 01:03|| Front Page Top

#2
"Cut me off will you? [BANG!] Ha! Your kid'll never samba!"

"Fucker! [BANG!] Take that! Your's will never laugh right, you bastard!"

SCREECH! [both stop]

"Maybe we should exchange insurance info."

[kids crying in background]

"Errr.. yeah. That windshield was new. Superautolam."

"Oh, the new kind?"

[One girl has fainted]

"Yeah."

"Shit."

[Sirens]

"Stop! Police! Get out of the car and assume the turtle!"

"What?"

"Ehh?"

"Get down on the ground with your hands hangin' limp and snivel, motherfuckers!"

[Ambulances, two. Press, always. A chopper, why not?]

Posted by Dron66046 2022-10-13 02:05|| 2022-10-13 02:05|| Front Page Top

#3 *golf clap*

Posted by Frank G 2022-10-13 06:52|| 2022-10-13 06:52|| Front Page Top

#4 Another Fine Florida Man moment.

Posted by Sonny Black 2022-10-13 10:57|| 2022-10-13 10:57|| Front Page Top

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