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2004-10-06 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by tipper 2004-10-06 6:29:47 AM|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "Making love in a toilet okay in Italy"

I say fair enough, provided you're not going to damage anything, inconvenience anyone else, or are doing it against the wishes of the toilet owner. Reasonable enough?

Posted by Bulldog 2004-10-06 7:04:49 AM|| 2004-10-06 7:04:49 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 and clean up your jizz!

Posted by Gleath Elmeash1399 2004-10-06 8:46:06 AM|| 2004-10-06 8:46:06 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Next, sex in outhouses and port-o-johns. Hooray for Switzerland!

Posted by ed 2004-10-06 9:13:47 AM|| 2004-10-06 9:13:47 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 I tried making love in a toilet once. I had blue-stained butt cheeks for a month.

Posted by Dar 2004-10-06 9:30:07 AM|| 2004-10-06 9:30:07 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Bang! Bang! Bang! Come out of there! Lot's of people are waiting!

Go Away! This is a perfectly legal use of this room! Buzz off!

Posted by 2b 2004-10-06 9:38:53 AM|| 2004-10-06 9:38:53 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Here's a toilet with a view...outside and inside.

I think this would appeal to the closet exhibitionists...

Posted by .com 2004-10-06 9:45:13 AM|| 2004-10-06 9:45:13 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Admittedly, this helps explain how they came up with "Honey Bucket".

Posted by Dar 2004-10-06 9:49:58 AM|| 2004-10-06 9:49:58 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 "Making love in a bar lavatory does not breach public decency laws so long as the door is shut, an Italian court has ruled."

Interesting. Does the shutting of a door in a public place make the space behind the shut door private? And if it was one of those toilets where people can still see your feet when the door's closed would that be private?

And what if the owners closed the door to the bar and everyone participated in a mass orgy? Would the bar no longer be a public place?

Posted by Bryan 2004-10-06 9:54:12 AM|| 2004-10-06 9:54:12 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 Ick! While wandering through Italy with the kidlings (they were toddlers then), we were forced by circumstances to use a pub's toilet. Ceramic, like a shower stall with a drainboard, 2 foot shapes on either side of a largish hole in the floor. Veeery slippery, not exactly clean, and how do I explain to kids what to do in this emergency?

If the Swiss want to disport themselves in such a place, better they smash their skulls than I dirty my shoes. Ick, ick, ick.

Posted by trailing wife 2004-10-06 10:40:14 AM|| 2004-10-06 10:40:14 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 Gives a whole new meaning to the terms:

"Coming and Going"

Posted by RN 2004-10-06 10:45:28 AM|| 2004-10-06 10:45:28 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 Now we don't know if grunting coming from "inside the booth" is a sign of constipation or relaxation...

Posted by BigEd 2004-10-06 10:57:18 AM|| 2004-10-06 10:57:18 AM|| Front Page Top

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