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2004-09-22 Africa: Subsaharan

Zim-Bob-We Denies Reports of Food Shortage

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Posted by Fred 2004-09-22 11:27:39 AM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 As was said by Bejing radio, after Tienanmin, when the true announcer was carted off to an unknown fate....

"NOBODY DIE! EVERYBODY HAPPY"

Posted by BigEd 2004-09-22 11:45:56 AM|| 2004-09-22 11:45:56 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 If Zimbabwe a surplus, why aren't they selling for export, like they used to do when we called the country Rhodesia?

Posted by trailing wife 2004-09-22 12:35:09 PM|| 2004-09-22 12:35:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 More food that it needs...to feed the President Mughabi and his henchmen. Everyone else doesn't count!

Posted by Anonymous6596 2004-09-22 12:40:28 PM|| 2004-09-22 12:40:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 In other news, President Mugabe reports that The New Atkins Diet is just flying off the shelves in local bookstores.

Says Mugabe: We're a bunch of fat asses. Time to cut the carbs. And nothing cuts carbs like confiscating farmland.

Posted by Dreadnought 2004-09-22 1:49:01 PM|| 2004-09-22 1:49:01 PM|| Front Page Top

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