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2022-09-13 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by badanov 2022-09-13 23:45|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

Posted by Skidmark 2022-09-13 02:30|| 2022-09-13 02:30|| Front Page Top

#2 ^ True

Posted by Frank G 2022-09-13 06:34|| 2022-09-13 06:34|| Front Page Top

#3 Will never have an inside Cat, having gotten a quick look at the total lack of loyalty of cared for cats.

There was a recluse cat lady up the dirt road away from us who had not been seen for a few days. So my brother, who was area the constable, a medic and me, did a Hello check. Thur the window, they found her dead in her bed (stroke, heart attack or something) with cats. It seemed the Cats, after a few days of being locked inside and not being fed, started chewing on her soft parts. Every cat, about 40 of them at that house, was put down.

Today we use feral outside cats. We feed them just enough to keep them around and keep the Squirrel population in check. Because we have several Pecan trees.

Posted by NN2N1 2022-09-13 07:23|| 2022-09-13 07:23|| Front Page Top

#4 Mine were in and out via a pet door. Only problems arose when they "brought their work home" not quite finished off yet.

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-09-13 07:26|| 2022-09-13 07:26|| Front Page Top

#5 I like it when they lay out their 'finds' in a neat little rows outside the patio door.

My wife, not so much.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2022-09-13 08:48|| 2022-09-13 08:48|| Front Page Top

#6 I got used to looking for dead critters when that particular odor would occur. One time, the living room had that smell, and I looked everywhere. Moved furniture. I just couldn't find the rodent corpse. As I slumped on the couch, resigning myself to dealing with it until it went away on its own, I cast my eye upon a hanging plant basket in the corner of the room. I checked, and sure enough, there was a dead birdie that had still been alive when one of the kitties brought it in. It got loose, flew up into the hanging plant, and died there.

Zen saying: You find everything in the last place you look...

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-09-13 09:06|| 2022-09-13 09:06|| Front Page Top

#7 Thurston's ex:

WHERE'S MY DAMN ALIMONY CHECK??!?

Posted by Mercutio 2022-09-13 09:56|| 2022-09-13 09:56|| Front Page Top

#8 Ref #6: Besoeker's bookkeeper:

"Well, where were you the last time you used it?"

Always a yuge help.

Posted by Besoeker 2022-09-13 10:29|| 2022-09-13 10:29|| Front Page Top

#9 My cat was sitting in my lap when I played the video at the link. Her ears pricked up at the sound of the meow and then she pressed her nose against the screen where the Thurston's image was. She was very interested.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2022-09-13 12:57|| 2022-09-13 12:57|| Front Page Top

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