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2004-09-28 Home Front: Politix
Kerry on Orange Alert.
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Posted by CrazyFool 2004-09-28 12:56:25 PM|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Te-ray-zuh, which stage make-up did you say to use??????????
Posted by BigEd 2004-09-28 1:12:04 PM||   2004-09-28 1:12:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 best reson vote kerry im seen yet.
Posted by muck4doo 2004-09-28 1:14:19 PM|| [http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]  2004-09-28 1:14:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Snicker, trying to follow the JFK playbook a little too closely. Remember, the real JFK had a nice tan and looked relaxed during his TV debate with Nixon. This was credited with helping him win the election. So our boy Johnny wants a good tan, but he's too busy to get it the old fashioned way, so he goes for "Tan In A Bottle". And turns "Oompa-loompa" orange.
Posted by Steve  2004-09-28 1:17:14 PM||   2004-09-28 1:17:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 QT alert! Kerry's AlGore's cosmetician and tanning-booth operator must be Rove operatives..heh heh
Posted by Frank G  2004-09-28 1:17:40 PM||   2004-09-28 1:17:40 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 He needs Martin Sheen's makeup team.
Posted by Seafarious  2004-09-28 1:18:57 PM||   2004-09-28 1:18:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 I think I'll get a bucket of KFC and watch the debates and laugh my ass off at Senator Horseface trying to define a position or answer. There will be plenty of coulda , woulda, shoulda and plenty of foreign alliances etc....
Why even as I speak I'll bet the MSM has already got their template all set to go after the debate showing Hanoi John as a clear winner in the "debate".
Posted by Bill Nelson 2004-09-28 1:20:04 PM||   2004-09-28 1:20:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 JFK was relaxed all right.
Posted by Shipman 2004-09-28 1:20:22 PM||   2004-09-28 1:20:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 mucky - CAREFUL - I ate Rasin-Bran for breakfast, I don't want to lose it!
Posted by BigEd 2004-09-28 1:20:34 PM||   2004-09-28 1:20:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Regarding the debate...DC area Rantburgers, send me an email!
Posted by Seafarious  2004-09-28 1:23:12 PM||   2004-09-28 1:23:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Is my guy flip flopping again?

With Kerry's flip flopping and Bush's second language, being English. This going to be a debate to watch.
Posted by Poison Reverse 2004-09-28 3:04:38 PM||   2004-09-28 3:04:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Yeesh. Who's doing his makeup? Rick Baker?
Posted by BH 2004-09-28 3:10:18 PM||   2004-09-28 3:10:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Reminds me of Castanza from Seinfeld when he took the healers potion for his tonsils and turned orange.
Posted by Bill Nelson 2004-09-28 3:19:47 PM||   2004-09-28 3:19:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Nurse Fuzzy-Wuzzy has been perscribing too many Smoothies with carrot juice.
Posted by BigEd 2004-09-28 3:33:00 PM||   2004-09-28 3:33:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 #10 i can understand bush and his texas drawl much better than kerry..

so did you vote for bush before voting agaisnt him in 2000?
Posted by Dan 2004-09-28 3:35:05 PM||   2004-09-28 3:35:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Dan,
I can understand everything Bush says, also and my daily intake of tequila helps me understand Kerry. I was for Bush in 2000.
Posted by Poison Reverse 2004-09-28 3:41:28 PM||   2004-09-28 3:41:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 allah shuld give him oompa loompa photoshop.
Posted by muck4doo 2004-09-28 4:03:21 PM|| [http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]  2004-09-28 4:03:21 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 Earth tones, Senator. Deep olive would go nicely with the orange glow. And remember, no black for Lovie.
Posted by naomi wolf 2004-09-28 4:41:16 PM||   2004-09-28 4:41:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 He's lucky that he went for the arctic orange shake. Things could have been worse.
Posted by Super Hose 2004-09-28 5:09:37 PM||   2004-09-28 5:09:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#19 Somebody needs to get on Photoshop and put that color on the NASA bunny picture. Gawd, what a clueless, bloviating idjit!
Posted by BH 2004-09-28 5:22:14 PM||   2004-09-28 5:22:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#20 Now I know what face to carve in my pumpkin this year.
Posted by Urako 2004-09-28 6:21:43 PM||   2004-09-28 6:21:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#21 
He was attacked by citrus fruit???
Posted by BigEd 2004-09-28 6:34:10 PM||   2004-09-28 6:34:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#22 This reminds me: did anyone here see _Night of the Comet_ when it came on last week?
Posted by Phil Fraering 2004-09-28 7:15:11 PM|| [http://newsfromthefridge.typepad.com]  2004-09-28 7:15:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#23 I think it's a spray-on "tan" done with an air brush. My sister-in-law has a franchise. Picking the dye colors and intensity is critical to avoiding results like this. The crowd that's into Botox is also into this.

Interesting that the campaign would lie about this. Just one more lie in a pack of them.
Posted by Tom 2004-09-28 7:18:25 PM||   2004-09-28 7:18:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#24 Phil - Shit! One of my favorite flix! Cable?
Posted by .com 2004-09-28 7:22:38 PM||   2004-09-28 7:22:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#25 Perhaps he's trying to win the Florida vote by appearing to be a giant citrus fruit.
Posted by ajackson 2004-09-28 7:28:10 PM||   2004-09-28 7:28:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#26 He waves corn out a bus window! He plays bocce ball with oranges! (#21) John Kerry IS orange IN "Dances With Produce."
Posted by eLarson 2004-09-28 8:12:36 PM|| [http://larsonian.blogspot.com]  2004-09-28 8:12:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#27 My sister-in-law has a franchise. Picking the dye colors and intensity is critical to avoiding results like this. The crowd that's into Botox is also into this.

Tom, has your sis considered a joint marketing deal with the dermatology/Botoxmeisters? After the election she could probably sign up Thurston and Lovie together.

Two for one. Imagine if Liddie Dole could have sold vibes alongside Bob's pitches for prickpills.
Posted by lex 2004-09-28 8:18:56 PM||   2004-09-28 8:18:56 PM|| Front Page Top

#28 He is just trying to pander to Floridians for the orange vote.
Posted by Capt America  2004-09-28 10:36:13 PM||   2004-09-28 10:36:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#29 Shine a penlight in his mouth. He may be "pumpkin positive."
Posted by Super Hose 2004-09-28 10:45:05 PM||   2004-09-28 10:45:05 PM|| Front Page Top

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