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2013-09-08 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Stork Detained As Spy In Egypt Found Dead
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Posted by Fred 2013-09-08 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11125 views ]  Top
 File under: Arab Spring 

#1 There's always a price to pay when technology intelligence assets are compromised. Wonder who gets this bill...
Posted by Skidmark 2013-09-08 06:36||   2013-09-08 06:36|| Front Page Top

#2 "he knew too much"
Posted by Frank G 2013-09-08 09:12||   2013-09-08 09:12|| Front Page Top

#3 Stork stuck it's neck out going to Egypt...
Posted by Bright Pebbles 2013-09-08 09:37||   2013-09-08 09:37|| Front Page Top

#4 So no more Egyptian baby deliveries?
Posted by Glenmore 2013-09-08 09:38||   2013-09-08 09:38|| Front Page Top

#5  Hassib denied that the bird had been eaten, though he didn't know an exact cause of death did mention his newly published cook book, featuring "Stork Stuffing".
Posted by Au Auric 2013-09-08 09:51||   2013-09-08 09:51|| Front Page Top

#6 I suspect the real stool pigeon is still on the loose.
Posted by Procopius2k 2013-09-08 10:17||   2013-09-08 10:17|| Front Page Top

#7 yup Proc - the pigeon flew the coop.

As for the stork, well once caught and released, he had to wing it.
Posted by CrazyFool 2013-09-08 10:41||   2013-09-08 10:41|| Front Page Top

#8 Where did it keep the cyanide capsule?

"Want to pay for it now?"
"Nah! Just put it on my bill!"
BaBump_BumpBump
Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2013-09-08 10:54||   2013-09-08 10:54|| Front Page Top

#9 Krazy Kat, Officer Bull Pupp, Don Kiyote, Mrs. Kwakk Wakk, The Mock Duck, Walter Cephus Austridge, Krazy Katbird, Krazy Katfish, and Gooseberry Sprig are gathered today to mourn for Joe Stork.
Posted by Korora  2013-09-08 11:30||   2013-09-08 11:30|| Front Page Top

#10 The ingrate Ignatz was a no-show.
Posted by Shipman 2013-09-08 13:36||   2013-09-08 13:36|| Front Page Top

#11 ZOOOOOOMMMG, THE BARON + MUTTLEY FINALLY GOT YANKEE DOODLE PIDGEON - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

Oh wait ... My bad.

CLOSE ENUFF FOR THE MUMMY + EGYPTIAN GOVT WORK.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2013-09-08 20:09||   2013-09-08 20:09|| Front Page Top

#12 The other day, you may have heard,
The police released a wading bird
They found his carcass by the Nile
He must have met a crocodile

When I came home last night at three
The stork was waiting there for me
I shrieked aloud and grabbed my tummy
This spectral bird must be a mummy
Go away, go away, get back to your storkophagus, ghoul!
Go away, go away, from now on I'll eat nothing but ful... (fart!)
Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2013-09-08 22:08||   2013-09-08 22:08|| Front Page Top

#13 Bravo, Zenobia Floger6220!
Posted by trailing wife 2013-09-08 23:45||   2013-09-08 23:45|| Front Page Top

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