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2007-08-31 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Kung fu monks reject claims ninja beat them

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Posted by tipper 2007-08-31 05:55|| || Front Page|| [11132 views ] Top

#1 A blatant attempt by the Pirates to start a fight between Kung-fu and Ninjas. Divide and conquer.

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-08-31 10:48|| 2007-08-31 10:48|| Front Page Top

#2 A blatant attempt by the Pirates to start a fight between Kung-fu and Ninjas. Divide and conquer.

However, the Kung-fu vs. Bionic fight was never settled, either. So now with the reemergence of the Bionic people, the Kung-fu masters may be too busy to fight the Ninjas.

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0880557/

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-08-31 10:51|| 2007-08-31 10:51|| Front Page Top

#3 But everybody knows...only a ninja can kill a ninja!

Posted by tu3031 2007-08-31 10:56|| 2007-08-31 10:56|| Front Page Top

#4 Ninjas are so 80's.

Posted by Tyranysaurus Ulolung3074 2007-08-31 11:14|| 2007-08-31 11:14|| Front Page Top

#5 Looks like the cookie monster ate my cookies.

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-08-31 11:15|| 2007-08-31 11:15|| Front Page Top

#6 lmao 5089

Posted by here now gone tomorrow 2007-08-31 11:18|| 2007-08-31 11:18|| Front Page Top

#7 I can hear the dubbed, poorly lipsynched English voiceover right now:

"You dare attack the honor of Shaolin! We will settle this now..."

and cue the awesome display of combat pyrotechnics!

Posted by Don Vito Thomp7870 2007-08-31 13:37|| 2007-08-31 13:37|| Front Page Top

#8 reads like a poor knock off of a jackie chan movie.
or something.

all that is missing is about 30 minutes of 'Wax on, Wax off.'

Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-08-31 14:33|| 2007-08-31 14:33|| Front Page Top

#9 I bet it happened in a mall...

Posted by Free Radical">Free Radical 2007-08-31 17:10|| 2007-08-31 17:10|| Front Page Top

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