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2004-08-11 Home Front: Politix

Kerry and Apocalypse Now: Not Just a Joke Anymore

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Posted by Robert Crawford 2004-08-11 2:57:29 PM|| || Front Page|| [11127 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Wonder if he did any water skiing? Wonder if he put in for at least a Bronze Star if he did?

Posted by tu3031 2004-08-11 15:39|| 2004-08-11 15:39|| Front Page Top

#2 Don't forget :

"I love the smell of Napalm early in the morning!"

Posted by BigEd 2004-08-11 15:43|| 2004-08-11 15:43|| Front Page Top

#3 Don't forget : "I love the smell of Napalm early in the morning! Prolly what Ta-Ray-Suhs farts smell like.
....sorry folks, couldn't resist the obvious.

Posted by Rex Mundi 2004-08-11 16:01|| 2004-08-11 16:01|| Front Page Top

#4 Link to Ride of the Valkyres

Queue music!

Posted by BigEd 2004-08-11 16:23|| 2004-08-11 16:23|| Front Page Top

#5 Isn't that:

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning..... smells like..... victory!

Posted by CrazyFool">CrazyFool 2004-08-11 16:25|| 2004-08-11 16:25|| Front Page Top

#6 senator get your facts straigt..martin was just a passenger in the patrol boat...

Posted by Dan 2004-08-11 16:25|| 2004-08-11 16:25|| Front Page Top

#7 "What is it with Democrats and movies?"

Hey! Kerry needed something to fill up the last 2 months of a 6 month tour he never completed.

BTW, if 4 months of a Vietnam tour means he's qualified to lead the most powerful country on earth. Then that means that there are tens of thousands of enlisted Vietnam vets that served 12 months (or more) that are WAAAAAYYY more qualified than scary Kerry right?

Deeds not words Kerry. Wounded 3 or 4 times and never had to be hospitalized....uh...No. (Maybe he got hurt on the set of one of those movies.)

(For the fellow vets out there)
When your ENTIRE chain of command says that you're a shitbag then chances are, they're right. Can I get an AMEN on that?

Posted by 98zulu 2004-08-11 17:14|| 2004-08-11 17:14|| Front Page Top

#8 "Charlie don't surf!"

Posted by mojo">mojo 2004-08-11 17:40|| 2004-08-11 17:40|| Front Page Top

#9 "I take one look at you and I know we are heading for trouble!" I had the saem reaction when I first saw John 'Audie Murphy' Kerry.

Posted by Cyber Sarge ">Cyber Sarge 2004-08-11 18:13|| 2004-08-11 18:13|| Front Page Top

#10 Here we have photographic proof of a secret AF-Navy operation where Skeery bravely Skied Cambodia... humiliating Charlie, Chuck to those who bravely knew him well... [he took this picture, in fact...] or was it off Martha's Vineyard at that big drunken beach orgy? He can't recall, but the facts are seared, seared, in his, um, memory. They made him an honorary Seal, Eagle, Duck, and Jackass - and secretly gave him the Congressional Medal of Animals. He would reveal the award to the press to prove his fitness to overhaul Healthcare, but he threw it over a fence, sort of, cuz it got him laid by the hippie chick with the big personalities. Those pictures are available for the low low price of $29.95! Just click the link at then end of this advertisement - you did realize this was just another come-on to filch money for pr0n, didn't you? Heh, sure. Skeery's a wanker. Who really cares about politics? It's about power and money and gettin yer rocks off.

Posted by .com 2004-08-11 18:27|| 2004-08-11 18:27|| Front Page Top

#11 LoL! "big personalities"

Posted by 2% 2004-08-11 18:34|| 2004-08-11 18:34|| Front Page Top

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