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2013-07-12 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Polish archaeologists unearth 'vampire grave'

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Posted by Fred 2013-07-12 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 Vampires don't fly when thee is sunlight.

Posted by JFM 2013-07-12 08:14|| 2013-07-12 08:14|| Front Page Top

#2 Beheaded, sounds Islamic?

Posted by Redneck Jim 2013-07-12 08:29|| 2013-07-12 08:29|| Front Page Top

#3 Or French.

Posted by Pappy 2013-07-12 10:39|| 2013-07-12 10:39|| Front Page Top

#4 The Poles have been violent from time to time in thier past.

See Patterns of Violent and Non-Violent Trauma in a
Medieval Population from Giecz, Poland

Posted by Mullah Richard 2013-07-12 14:02|| 2013-07-12 14:02|| Front Page Top

#5 "Vat the hell vas that maniac drinking?"
-- Love At First Bite

Posted by Muggsey Mussolini 2013-07-12 15:11|| 2013-07-12 15:11|| Front Page Top

#6 OK, so what's to stop the corpse/vampire from taking its head off its legs and screwing it back on? Wouldn't it be better to schmush the vampire's head to smithereens, throw the moosh in a kiln or sech and vaporize the remains of the brains, and then bury the body separately (maybe even cremate it too)?

These Polz did not think this through.

Posted by Dopey Sinatra 2013-07-12 15:59|| 2013-07-12 15:59|| Front Page Top

#7 They obviously failed think about the one place they could of stuck the deceased's head. But of course it would of been perfect for a vampire 'cause the sun don't shine there

Posted by Cheaderhead 2013-07-12 23:07|| 2013-07-12 23:07|| Front Page Top

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