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2007-05-19 Syria-Lebanon-Iran
Iran to get Islamic bicycles
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Posted by Fred 2007-05-19 00:00|| || Front Page|| [8 views ]  Top

#1 "This bike has a cabin which conceals half of the cyclist’s body,”

Oh gawd ! Talk about outrageous. This is the sort of thing these geniuses should concentrate on. Leave nukes to the genius Pakis.
Posted by Woozle Elmeter2970 2007-05-19 01:13||   2007-05-19 01:13|| Front Page Top

#2 Does this box make my butt look big?
Posted by ed 2007-05-19 02:33||   2007-05-19 02:33|| Front Page Top

#3 Perhaps I am wrong about muslims not being all that inventive. This is quite creative! Perhaps the real problem is they don't invent anything the rest of the planet feels is useful.

Maybe I'm wrong. :-)
Posted by gorb 2007-05-19 03:11||   2007-05-19 03:11|| Front Page Top

#4 "Islamic bicycles", you say? Do they stop operating five times a day so that the rider must halt and pray?
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2007-05-19 03:57||   2007-05-19 03:57|| Front Page Top

#5 No, Zenster, they explode.
Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore  2007-05-19 06:40||   2007-05-19 06:40|| Front Page Top

#6 Now that you mention it, these types of bikes will be excellent for concealing bombs -- which means the 'Slums will be able to save on their 20 year old Toyotas.
Posted by regular joe 2007-05-19 07:20||   2007-05-19 07:20|| Front Page Top

#7 Jeez, they spend all together too much time concealing islamic women. They don't mind raping women in Euro countries. A sexually repressed bunch of boys.
Posted by JohnQC 2007-05-19 09:21||   2007-05-19 09:21|| Front Page Top

#8 The Islamic Bicycle mutilates the clitoris, hides critical parts, and only can be ridden in the direction of Mecca. Next, comes the islamic automobile, ironing board, stove, washing machine, etc. Unfortunately, the inventions look a lot like the Flintstone inventions.
Posted by JohnQC 2007-05-19 09:26||   2007-05-19 09:26|| Front Page Top

#9 The television, computers, toilets, and now Islamic bicycles - ill add it to my list of incredible inventions. lol

All be it, I do believe they invented glass (although the western world has found much more use for it + technically I'm sure it was the Carthage empire which invented glass)
Posted by devilstoenail 2007-05-19 11:21||   2007-05-19 11:21|| Front Page Top

#10 DTN - I bet the first guy who built a fire on sand is the one who invented glass
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2007-05-19 11:37||   2007-05-19 11:37|| Front Page Top

#11 They may or may not have invented glass, but if they aren't careful they might have a real dominant position in the glass market - at least for the radioactive variant. 'Careful' could refer to an Iranian or Pakistani R&D accident - or to an ill-advised employment of a nuclear device elsewhere, with all it's associated 'returns'.
Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore  2007-05-19 11:58||   2007-05-19 11:58|| Front Page Top

#12 This all has to do with the awful trade in Burka Babes Bike Seats, this is the 2nd largest internal cash generator in the ME. I expect 5089 will back me up on this piece of econo-trivia.

Purdy much in order:
Oil
PissTashios
Used Bike Seats
Posted by Shipman">Shipman  2007-05-19 12:27||   2007-05-19 12:27|| Front Page Top

#13 The Romans made glass for all sorts of uses long before Mohammed was born.
Posted by imoyaro 2007-05-19 12:36||   2007-05-19 12:36|| Front Page Top

#14 The ancient Egyptians made glass. The Romans, etc. got it from them.
Posted by buwaya 2007-05-19 13:12||   2007-05-19 13:12|| Front Page Top

#15 I was about the say the Carthage empire predates the false prophet (MHRIH) didn't it?
Posted by CrazyFool 2007-05-19 13:42||   2007-05-19 13:42|| Front Page Top

#16 Chinese had glass too.
Posted by 3dc 2007-05-19 16:56||   2007-05-19 16:56|| Front Page Top

#17 Or Does It Explode?
Posted by doc 2007-05-19 19:43||   2007-05-19 19:43|| Front Page Top

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