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2021-04-18 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Jane Fonda is 'very grateful' no one will see her naked again

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#1 Paris Hilton says 'it still gives me post-traumatic stress disorder even talking about' sex tape with Rick Salomon filmed when she was just 20-years-old

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#2 Barbarella!

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#3 Where's my femto-violin?

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#4 Hanoi Paris Hilton

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#5 A treacherous harridan of the nth degree.

Posted by Clem 2021-04-18 01:13|| 2021-04-18 01:13|| Front Page Top

#6 Jane Fonda is 'very grateful' no one will see her ~~naked~~ again

FIFY. So will we.

Posted by Procopius2K 2021-04-18 07:44|| 2021-04-18 07:44|| Front Page Top

#7 'The emptiness in her soul'. When was she issued a soul?

Posted by Cesare 2021-04-18 09:01|| 2021-04-18 09:01|| Front Page Top

#8 ... with the original skin somewhat tenuously holding it all in

I threw up a little in my mouth right there.

Posted by SteveS 2021-04-18 10:38|| 2021-04-18 10:38|| Front Page Top

#9 I never had any desire to see her nekked at any time.

Posted by Besoeker 2021-04-18 10:42|| 2021-04-18 10:42|| Front Page Top

#10 But some former North Vietnamese anti-aircraft gunners have fond memories. "My child, you don't think she just posed with us, do you?"

Posted by Matt 2021-04-18 10:44|| 2021-04-18 10:44|| Front Page Top

#11 Can't believe nobody beat me to this: "We're all grateful too, Jane..."

Posted by M. Murcek 2021-04-18 11:17|| 2021-04-18 11:17|| Front Page Top

#12 In a USMC training building at the former Mather AFB in Sacramento, I first encountered a urinal with her picture centered in the porcelain at waist level. I would guess over the course of a given day, 30-40 men enjoyed using that one in specific, I know I did!

Posted by NoMoreBS 2021-04-18 11:31|| 2021-04-18 11:31|| Front Page Top

#13 So is everyone else on the planet.

(Except for walking dead fans, they have a thing for walking corpses)

Posted by CrazyFool 2021-04-18 11:47|| 2021-04-18 11:47|| Front Page Top

#14 walking corpses A prerequisite to being a corpse is having, at one time, been alive. I doubt that in Jane's case.

Posted by Bubba Lover of the Faeries8843 2021-04-18 12:03|| 2021-04-18 12:03|| Front Page Top

#15 Maybe she can't sit or lie for any amount of time without leaving behind a Botox/Collagen stain?

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#16 *BLUURRP*

Posted by SteveS 2021-04-18 13:02|| 2021-04-18 13:02|| Front Page Top

#17 Still claiming relevance, Hanoi Jane?

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