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2006-04-24 Africa Subsaharan

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Posted by Abdominal Snowman 2006-04-24 12:16|| || Front Page|| [11136 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "Planet of the Apes!" IT has begun!

Posted by borgboy 2006-04-24 13:01|| 2006-04-24 13:01|| Front Page Top

#2 "Zionist entity inspired?" "Kosher bananas found at scene of crime?" "Mossad Monkeys strike again?"

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Possible Al-Manar headlines...

Posted by borgboy 2006-04-24 13:03|| 2006-04-24 13:03|| Front Page Top

#3 It's always been the planet of the apes. It's just that some of them are short, bald all over, and ugly.

Posted by Abdominal Snowman 2006-04-24 13:07|| 2006-04-24 13:07|| Front Page Top

#4 Hey! Abdominal Snowman, I resent that! Don't do it again, or I'll sick cryptozoologists on you, they'll hound you down, you know. Besides, I may be short and ugly, but I'm not bald all over, I've got various hair patches, including a beard, dammit.

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-04-24 13:12|| 2006-04-24 13:12|| Front Page Top

#5 Hey, hey, they're just monkeys, and people say they monkey around, but they're too busy escaping to put anybody down.

Posted by Mike 2006-04-24 15:50|| 2006-04-24 15:50|| Front Page Top

#6 Hmmph. I'll have you know I have restraining orders against most of those people. (I'll have to check with my lawyer about Coleman).

Posted by Abdominal Snowman 2006-04-24 16:20|| 2006-04-24 16:20|| Front Page Top

#7 Awww, BorgBoy, I wanted to say it. Maybe GWEN STEFANI's "Its Bananas - B-A-N-A-N-AS" lyrics was the secret signal from Caesar to attack.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2006-04-24 23:39|| 2006-04-24 23:39|| Front Page Top

#8 Ever see that Discovery Channel movie on the chimps? They got a group together and hunted down a monkey in a sudden group hankering for fresh meat. They caught the monkey and tore it apart. Then they sat in the trees, being chimpy and all, munching amicably on monkey meat.

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2006-04-24 23:47|| 2006-04-24 23:47|| Front Page Top

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