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2005-01-20 Afghanistan/South Asia

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Posted by Thinens Elmomotch9757 2005-01-20 10:04:52 AM|| || Front Page|| [11134 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I think he meant

"an end to the insanity"

or maybe

"an end to big fanny"

Posted by Chuck Simmins 2005-01-20 12:29:58 PM|| [http://blog.simmins.org] 2005-01-20 12:29:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 If the US *did* cause the tsunami, and I'm not saying we did *cough* Haliburton *cough*, the last last thing you all want to be doing is messing with folks that can generate earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanoes and giant meteor strikes at will. Just a little friendly advice...

Posted by SteveS 2005-01-20 12:31:53 PM|| 2005-01-20 12:31:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Just to let everyone know: We're adding a "Don't Kill the Tourists" option in the Earthquake/Tsunami Machine's programming.
Thanks for your time.

Posted by Halliburton: Earthquake/Tsunami Division 2005-01-20 12:48:15 PM|| 2005-01-20 12:48:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 for man to create something of this magnitude , he would need approximately 10 billion tonnes of TNT Mr. Eygptian reporter . *yawn* .

Posted by MacNails 2005-01-20 1:00:48 PM|| 2005-01-20 1:00:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Mac - Where would you like it? Your driveway, perhaps? ;-)

Posted by .com 2005-01-20 1:06:10 PM|| 2005-01-20 1:06:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 "a U.S.-Israel attempt to put an âend to humanityâ.

The usual villains, mad scientists plotting to destroy the world for their own gain.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2005-01-20 1:12:39 PM|| 2005-01-20 1:12:39 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 ..an Egyptian opposition weekly offered its theory, claiming the earthquake was a result of a joint India-Israel-U.S. nuclear experiment, that brought about the movement of the tectonic..

Sounds like these dim bulbs have been watching movies like "The Core", and starting to believe in that sort of outlandish qaqaa.

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-01-20 1:32:42 PM|| 2005-01-20 1:32:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 hehe .com , the postman has problems delivering a single letter , let alone anything else , but sure leave it on my driveway . I may have a use for it .. ;)

Posted by MacNails 2005-01-20 1:40:53 PM|| 2005-01-20 1:40:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 "The Postman"? Don't get me started...

Posted by Kevin Costner 2005-01-20 1:47:54 PM|| 2005-01-20 1:47:54 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Tell me about waterworld Kev , I sure am holding out for a Waterworld 2 . Please , pweety please .

Posted by MacNails 2005-01-20 1:58:15 PM|| 2005-01-20 1:58:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#11
Sounds like these dim bulbs have been watching movies like "The Core", and starting to believe in that sort of outlandish qaqaa.

"The Core"? That movie had more sucking in it than "Deep Throat".

Posted by Robert Crawford 2005-01-20 2:07:13 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com/] 2005-01-20 2:07:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 That movie had more sucking in it than "Deep Throat".

RC - Just to be fair and even-handed, I require proof. I've seen The Core. 8-)

Posted by .com 2005-01-20 2:28:41 PM|| 2005-01-20 2:28:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 I've seen 'the core' too (but not Deep Throat....) and it can suck-start a harley :). Only a person stuck in the 7th century would swallow the 'science'.

- which explains this article.

Posted by CrazyFool 2005-01-20 2:37:01 PM|| 2005-01-20 2:37:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Step 1: Destroy the world
Step 2: ??????
Step 3: Sit back and watch the profits roll in! Bwahahahaha!

Posted by Seafarious 2005-01-20 2:44:18 PM|| 2005-01-20 2:44:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 The usual villains, mad scientists plotting to destroy the world for their own gain.

I resemble that remark...

Posted by Ernst Blofeld 2005-01-20 2:49:24 PM|| 2005-01-20 2:49:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 I thought it was caused by the the Earthquake Generating Module that was attached to the International Space Station a couple of days earlier. It was sent up as a "re-supply mission" on a Progress cargo ship.

Posted by Bob 2005-01-20 5:36:11 PM|| 2005-01-20 5:36:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 Personally, I can't figure out how to profit from destroying the world, which is probably just as well, he he.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2005-01-20 5:38:19 PM|| 2005-01-20 5:38:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 Personally, I can't figure out how to profit from destroying the world, which is probably just as well, he he.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2005-01-20 5:38:24 PM|| 2005-01-20 5:38:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#19 Everyone knows that 1 billion Indians doing a cannon ball on the Eastern shoreline, at the same time, created the tsunami.

Posted by Poison Reverse 2005-01-20 6:51:49 PM|| 2005-01-20 6:51:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#20 ...the last last thing you all want to be doing is messing with folks that can generate earthquakes...

People never think of this. It's like in all those witchcraft movies where the villagers surround the accused witch, shouting and throwing stones. The fact that you're not zorched where you stand is pretty much proof that she's not a witch, dipshits.

Similarly, if we were going to destroy humanity, or at least thin it out a bit, would we start with SE Asia? No, we would not.

Posted by Angie Schultz 2005-01-20 9:16:15 PM|| [http://darkblogules.blogspot.com] 2005-01-20 9:16:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#21 Most people have to go to Stupid School to be this dumb, but I think this clown has a natural talent for it.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2005-01-20 9:29:45 PM|| 2005-01-20 9:29:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#22 She said zorched, heh.
/Butthead

Melike. I steal. Heh. :-)

Posted by .com 2005-01-20 9:32:58 PM|| 2005-01-20 9:32:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#23 it's a Space Ghost thang lol

Posted by Frank G 2005-01-20 9:37:30 PM|| 2005-01-20 9:37:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#24 Space Ghost? Current cartoon or something? My kid's 27, so it's news to me.

Hell a LOT is news to me, lol, I missed almost everything for about 5.5 years. I get to watch back-to-back CSI episodes every weeknight on Spike TV - they aren't reruns for me, lol! Thurs is best, cuz the current season show is also on, conveniently right after the 2 Spike episodes run. Between RB, Brit Hume on Fox, CSI, the Military Channel, and every movie channel Cox carries, life is sweet. From total info shutdown to pure gluttony, lol!

Posted by .com 2005-01-20 9:51:59 PM|| 2005-01-20 9:51:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#25 yep - a totally (adult) funny cartoon on Cartoon Channel - made fun of current events and old cartoons in a cartoon talk-show format.....love it

Posted by Frank G 2005-01-20 9:57:10 PM|| 2005-01-20 9:57:10 PM|| Front Page Top

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