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Buzzsaw |
trailing wife. I gotta go. But feel free to post your phone number for me so that I can give you a call. Too bad we missed Halloween. We could have been Ozzie and Harriet. But seriously. I just received the following: Donald Rumsfeld's resume/accomplishment text.
Donald Rumsfeld
2000-2006 Secretary of Defense
2000 - Spent the first year of my duty trying to cut the number of active uniformed Marines and Soldiers. Cut the number of military bases. Told the Generals they can 'do more with less'.
2001 - Little hiccup. 9/11 thing happened. Send in grossly undermanned force to track, isolate and kill Osama Bin Laden. Let them escape from the Bora Bora Mountains. My bad.
2002 - Gotta kick some raghead ass. Lets see. The bad guy, OBL, is in Afghanistan. The pricks that hit the WTC are from Saudi Arabia. I got it. Lets f*ck Iraq. Besides that guy threatened W's daddy.
2003 - I did it. I gave those ragheads in Iraq some Shock and Awe. Boy are they going to love us now. Bet they greet our boys with some candies and flowers. Had some difficulty finding those WMD's. Oh well. Freedom and Democracy should make make them like us.
2004 - W told me to keep a low profile. He needed to get re-elected. I'm hibernating.
2005 - I'm staying the course dammit. We are going to win. Hey, those sacrifices by our young men and women are appreciated. I send letters to their families signed by a machine. What, you expect me to sign them by hand. Yeah right. What do you people want. Look at my pal DICK Chaney. He isn't backing off. He was there during the big war in the 'Nam. I don't know what he was doing but it must have been important because he told the Army, five times, he was too busy to fight in that war. Sorry, my resume is messed up. But these are the people I work for.
2006 - I'm standing firm. Stay the course. Hell I don't have any kin in this war. W says I'm doing a great job. Those bad guys are in their last gasp. The insurgency is dead. The Iraqi people love our boys. Ignore those caualties. We will be here for a long, long time. I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
2006 - Walmart. Hi would you like a smiley face ? |
2006-11-08 20:58 |
151.196.113.129 |
| 2 |
Buzzsaw |
trailing wife. So glad you responded. I was getting 'whimsical', wasn't I. That 'pre-licence' teenager thing is difficult to deal with. Try scrubbing their head with a mixture of Borox and Pine Tar. That ought to kill those little buggers. Now, about this 'playing housewife' thing. That's in*798..I was try to spell intriqing but I can't. That's curious. Do you dress up like June Cleaver ? She was hot. I don't think Ward ever knew what he had there. If she had come out to Vegas and watched me strut my stuff she would have left the old boy and his sweater back in Mayfield.
Tom Jones |
2006-11-08 20:12 |
151.196.113.129 |
| 3 |
Buzzsaw |
Hello. It's lonely here. The silence is deafening. Perhaps I offended someone. I'm sorry. Dealing with this multiple personality disorder is such a bitch. I, What do you mean I!, I mean we, didn't mean to offend anyone. We were just playing. Please come back. I, ouch that hurts!, we promise to play nice. remoteman, Lol,can we talk ? trailing wife call me.
Robin Williams |
2006-11-08 19:54 |
151.196.113.129 |
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Buzzsaw |
Hey 'remoteman'. Man am I glad that you are on this frequency. I've got my foil cap on so here goes. The other day I was in Trader Joes. And man they had this great sale on nuts. But I couldn't figure out which ones would be the best bargain. What nuts do you suggest, the 'Paki Pashtun Nuts' or the 'Iranian/Syrian Nuts' ? Oh, and dude, which ones go best with Pabst Blue Ribbon ?
Keeanu Reeves |
2006-11-08 19:33 |
151.196.113.129 |
| 5 |
Buzzsaw |
Dear 'trailing wife', where were you when I needed you (hmm..the Grass Roots). Perhaps if you had called my boss and extolled my virtues upon him I would still be with job. I especially liked the 'troubled souls' and 'primrose path' comments, although I have absolutely no idea what the hell you meant.
Thanks for suggesting that I do the same thing to the CIA, FBI and State. But why did you stop there. I could do the same thing to NSA, HSA and TSA. Heck lets throw in SSA, I always wanted to fix that place. Glad you appreciated my work. Hey, if you ever get elected President, would you call me ? I'd like to work for you. You can find me at the local Walmart. I'll be the old fella sticking those little smiley faces on other old people.
Don Rumsfeld |
2006-11-08 19:23 |
151.196.113.129 |
| 6 |
Buzzsaw |
Thanks Lol. I think you get it. Don't take this setback to seriously. I was a loyal Reagonite. Dutch was 'Da Man'. Dutch had a vision and he could articulate it. I had hoped 'W' would lead us and maintain those values that we Reagonites fought so hard to bring to DC. But 'W' has lost his way. Too much bad stuff happening under his watch and he doesn't ask for accountability. So now I'm an Independent waiting for someone to reinvigorate me to come back to the GOP. And trust me, we are many.
Oh by the way 'Mike'. You say Rummy liberated 50 million people. Are you sure you aren't confusing reality with some Star Trek episode? Always wondered what you guys do when there are no Star Trek Conventions going on. Just kidding about the convention thing. But please do elaborate. |
2006-11-08 19:01 |
151.196.113.129 |
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Buzzsaw |
Sorry 'anon', you're right. That was mean. But how do you think I feel. Yesterday I was the Gov of the state of Maryland. And a damn good one at that. I lowered taxes. I brought the budget to a surplus. All I needed was a little lift from the 'Decider'. Something to show that the party is listening to our constituents. But now I'm out of a job because I got rolled by the the slow hand of 'W'. I sure miss ole Dutch Reagan. He wouldn't have let this happen.
Bob Erhlich |
2006-11-08 18:03 |
151.196.113.129 |
| 8 |
Buzzsaw |
The 'Great Decider' fires Rummy on 8 November. If he would have made that move on 6 November he could have saved some of those Republicans from being booted out of office. Everyone knew going into this election that there were a lot of Independents (me) and many Republicans that wanted to see a change at Def Sec. Bet some of those folks that got axed are a bit pissed at the 'Great Decider'. Hey 'W', timing is everything. Enjoy the next two years as all those former loyalists take their whacks at you.
But don't worry, I'm sure ole Rush will still be there to carry your water. That is if he isn't in prison for illegally obtaining prescription drugs or enjoying an extended stay at the Betty Ford Clinic. MFRAS |
2006-11-08 17:36 |
151.196.113.129 |
| 9 |
Frrank |
Yes I agree Frank G, Bush is an idiot, well said.
Good name by the way |
2006-11-08 15:03 |
82.94.77.202 |
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Hibjobol Abjub |
Musilm meeee. I think not.
Stoopid man there are more than just muslims here
THAT IS YOUR PROBLEM FOOOOL.
IT
IS
NOT
BLACK
AND
WHITE |
2006-11-08 15:28 |
213.42.2.11 |
| 11 |
Hibjobol Abjub |
Thanks anon
Hahahaahahaahahahahaa |
2006-11-08 15:22 |
213.42.2.11 |
| 12 |
Hibjobol Abjub |
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
2006-11-08 15:18 |
213.42.2.11 |