(2005-03-23) -- As part of his sweeping proposal to reform the scandal-plagued United Nations, Secretary-General Kofi Annan today announced the creation of a new agency to relieve the suffering of UN leaders who are subject to "the oppressive arm of investigation and litigation."
Actually, Mr. Annan created the agency some time ago, but its work was just made public when news broke that Benon Sevan, who coordinated the Iraq oil-for-food program, had been granted relief from his own suffering.
Spokesman Fred Eckhard told The New York Sun that the UN had been paying Mr. Sevan's legal bills up until last month, although the UN had denied it for months in order to "spare Mr. Sevan the emotional trauma of publicity."
"The United Nations is all about peace and fighting poverty," said Mr. Eckhard, "so it's only natural that we would pay these legal bills to fight Mr. Sevan's impending poverty and give him peace of mind."
Mr. Annan called on wealthy member-nations to give an additional $7 billion this year to partially fund the new agency.
"We'll also extend our successful Trick-or-Treat for UNICEF program so that American children can help morally-needy UN leaders with the skyrocketing cost of legal defense.
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Scott, is it to be headquartered in Brussels or The Hague?
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The cabinet of Prime Minister Shaukat Aziz has caved in to mullah pressure and agreed to insert the religion column in the new machine readable passports.
It has done so after much prevarication and vacillation in the last six months. Clearly, the spirit of Zia ul Haq still haunts the establishment in Islamabad. His son Ijazul Haq must be a happy man. We are reminded of the time in 1974 when ZA Bhutto apostatised the Ahmedis to appease the mullahs. Having got an inch, they then demanded a yard in 1976. So he banned alcohol and made Friday the weekly holiday. But, of course, that still didn't save him from their wrath. They didn't rest until their conspiracy to hang him had succeeded.
Good point. There's no appeasing them. Even if you let them have their way, they'll still kill you if they can.
We know how the argument must have gone in the cabinet. A small minority probably argued that the issue certainly wasn't about religion; nor was it about the passport at all. It was about holding out against the mullahs and proving that the government believed in enlightened moderation and wasn't being hypocritical before the whole world. But the majority would have pooh-pooed this approach as being "idealistic" and "bad politics". The mullahs are rampaging, they would have argued, because they've latched on to this "non-issue" - take out the "non-issue" and you take out their sting.
But it is an issue. Pakistan can either be a modern country or it can be a mullah-ridden backwater. The holy men prefer that it be a mullah-ridden backwater, and Perv doesn't believe in his "enlightened moderation" enough to stand up for it. Perv's a superb political tactician, but as a strategist I'm sure he plays a mean accordion.
Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. The mullahs will not rest until they have seen the back of General Musharraf and Shaukat Aziz and the likes of them in and out of government. The day before yesterday it was the blasphemy law. Yesterday it was honour-killings. Today it's the religion column. Tomorrow it will be peace with India.
Perv's already gone back to backing the Kashmiris, whether they want backed or not...
The day after it will be allegations of "secularism". And the day after the day after it will be allegations of selling out on the bomb. And so on, ad nauseum. One would have imagined that by now this would have been clear to General Musharraf and Shaukat Aziz. But it seems not. They are still being guided by the PML-Q wallahs and intelligence advisers with beards in their stomachs instead of on their faces. This is another sad day for Musharraf's Pakistan. It only looks like a small retreat for Shaukat Aziz. But in fact it is a great leap for Qazi Hussain Ahmad.
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