In the world of criminals making things all too easy for the cops, a brave new trend-setter has emerged in the form of a woman calling the police to report that her marijuana stash was tampered with.
The unidentified 38-year-old woman from Oak Park, Michigan, called the police November 16 with concerns that the pot she was smoking had other chemicals.
Lt. Mike Pousak of the Oak Park police said, When our officers got to the house she told them she believed the marijuana she had been smoking was laced with something other than marijuana.
According to authorities, the womans daughter also said that her mother was becoming suspicious that her house had demons in it.
At that point, I think most people would decide to stop smoking that stuff and join a health club.
On the positive side, the weed was sent away for testing, so the woman got her way. Thus far, tests have confirmed that it is indeed marijuana.
But answering the question about whether other drug users might like to take advantage of the cops helpful Pot Checking While U Wait service, Lt. Poulak suggested, Not unless they want to be charged. The woman is now facing a possession-of-marijuana charge. Almost as sharp as a bowling ball.
You'll be sorry you scoffed when she's carried off by demons.
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A team of Rantburg Psychiatrists, Dr. Clear Lee DaLoon and Dr. Batson D. Belfry, have certified her as "bonkers, Her train as clearly left the tracks."
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There was a story in today's Washington Post about a young man, a defendant in Court, with his mother as defense attorney, who dropped a plastic bag full of marijuana while sitting there. Tuesday's idiot, retroactively.
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Police: Bloody Brawl Sparked Over Bathroom Hygiene
FORT WORTH, Texas -- A bloody brawl erupted outside a tavern after one customer thought another failed to wash his hands after using the bathroom, according to police. One man was hospitalized with stab wounds. Another was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
According to a police report, the fight broke out Thursday after Eric Jennings Kisiah, 27, became upset about a customer's apparent hygiene failure at the Tumbleweeds Sports Bar. Witnesses told police Kisiah confronted the customer and two of his friends, calling them names, telling them they were dirty and threatening to "slash their throats."
Kisiah then hid near a shrub outside the bar and charged the group as they left, the police report said.
Real manly, Texan way to stage a fight.
One of the men, 25-year-old Morgan Jackson, was stabbed four times, police said. He was listed in good condition after surgery.
Kisiah was jailed in lieu of $20,000 bail. Mansfield Jail officials declined to let a reporter speak with Kisiah or say whether he had an attorney. A call to the bar Friday went unanswered. Kisiah. Nice Texan name, doncha think?
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Abbott: You got the power.
Costello: What power?
Abbott: The power of wudu.
Costello: Wudu?
Abbott: You do.
Costello: Do what?
Abbott: Have the power.
Costello: What power?
Abbott: The power of wudu.
Costello: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!
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CALGARY, Alberta (Reuters) - A top anti-addiction official in the western Canadian province of Alberta skimmed nearly half a million dollars from his employer to feed his own gambling habit, the province's top auditor said on Friday.
Auditor General Fred Dunn alleged in a report that Lloyd Carr, who ran the tobacco-reduction unit of the Alberta Alcohol and Drug Abuse Commission, used five false contracts to scam C$441,298 ($390,000) from the government agency, which funds programs and treatment services for alcohol, drug and gambling addictions.
The auditor's report said Carr, who could not be reached for comment, had admitted to misappropriating the funds and using part of the cash to put a downpayment on a house, pay household expenses and repay a vehicle loan. About C$116,000 was said to have been withdrawn from automatic teller machines in casinos.
Carr was fired in September. Criminal charges have not been filed, although police have been notified.
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Also, according to the Rantburg search engine, I am the the first person to use the phrase 'boo boo head' on this site. Please make your checks payable to me.
From Davids Medienkritik, which has links to the original sources in German.
German traffic police were shocked to see a California Highway Patrol car cruising along the motorway, driven by a man dressed as an authentic American cop, authorities said on Thursday. But they recovered sufficiently to book the 35-year-old Goettingen resident, whose uniform badge read "T.J. Lazer," for possessing a replica Smith & Wesson revolver without a license and having out-of-date registration plates. This is my favorite part.
"He was sitting at the wheel with his elbow on the window like in the best TV crime series," said Osthessen police spokesman Martin Schaefer. I thought that's how you were 'posed to drive!
The man told police he had been taking the 30-year-old vehicle to Bavaria to sell it and wanted to impress the buyer. More, plus pics, at the link.
British Airways backed down over its ban on workers wearing the cross after a hurricane of criticism. Airline chief Willie Walsh ordered a rethink of the rule that barred check-in worker Nadia Eweida from wearing a tiny cross at work.
The airline had faced four days of angry condemnation from an overwhelming alliance of Cabinet ministers, 100 MPs, 20 Church of England bishops and, finally, the Archbishop of Canterbury. Dr Rowan Williams called its stance 'deeply offensive' and threatened to sell the Church of England's £6.6million holding of BA shares.
Just five hours later, the airline capitulated. Chief executive Mr Walsh, the driving force behind BA's determination to stop Miss Eweida wearing the cross, said it will look at ways its rules could be adapted 'to allow symbols of faith to be worn openly.
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I wrote six emails to BA about this over the last month, most recently this Friday when their reply said the policy was "under review". I won't hold my breath waiting for them to account for all of their previous replies in which they denied, denied, denied there was a problem.
The number of mosques in Germany has risen by more than 10 per cent in the past two years and many more are under construction, the Central Institute of Islamic Archives said Thursday. The head of the archives, Salim Abdullah, said Muslims in Germany could visit 159 mosques with domes and minarets, compared to 141 in 2004. In addition, some 128 mosques are under construction, Abdullah told DPA. The figures are contained in a study that is due to be released next month by the institute, which is based in the town of Soest. Abdullah said that in addition to the so-called classical mosques there were hundreds of other prayer rooms and halls where religious services are held.
Abdullah put the number of Muslims in Germany at "around 1 million," compared to 56,000 at the beginning of the 1980s. Meanwhile, a real estate survey released by Dresdner Bank showed that the number of Christian churches in Germany was steadily declining because of falling congregations and lack of funds. The newspaper Bild reported that in the diocese of Essen, services had been cancelled in 96 of the region's 350 churches because of a fall-off in attendance.
Two daughters of prominent Chinese families are to lead a pack of young debutantes at an extravagant Paris ball on the weekend that looms large in the calendars of the planet's rich and powerful. The presence of Chen Xiaodan, the daughter of the governor of the Bank of China, and Veronica Chou, the daughter of an influential tycoon, confirmed the growing stature of Chinese on the international jet-set circuit.
More power to yez, girlies...
They will be among peers aged 17-21 from 15 countries who on Saturday night will turn out in luxurious robes at the opulent 250-year-old Hotel Crillon in central Paris to mark their "coming of age" and entry into "society". The exclusive annual ball held there has long attracted the daughters of some of the world's most high-profile families. In previous years, the daughters, neices or granddaughters of statesmen Bill Clinton, George Bush, Mikhail Gorbachev, Silvio Berlusconi or celebrities novellists Danielle Steel and Ernest Hemingway or European aristocracy have attended.
CAMP DAVID, Md. (AP) - President Bush called 10 members of the armed forces from California to Iraq Thursday to wish them a Happy Thanksgiving and thank them for their service.
The president spoke with two members each from the Army, Marines, Air Force, Coast Guard and Navy, said White House spokeswoman Jeanie Mamo. He asked them to send greetings to their parents.
The calls went to service members stationed in Iraq, Afghanistan, Japan, Qatar, Alaska, and California.
A list of names with occupation and some personal interest information follows. All ten are enlisted personnel from all five service branches.
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LANDIKOTAL: A new poliovirus case was confirmed here on Friday, raising the tally of such cases in the province to 13, and in the country to 30.
Aisha had not been administered the anti-polio vaccine.
Aisha, an eight-month-old child from Bacha Mina, was the most recent victim who lost one of her left limbs to the disease. According to the head of the NWFP polio team, Dr Abdur Raza, test reports have confirmed that the child was infected with polio. He said the new case might have surfaced due to increased interaction between the people of Bacha Mina and those of Afghanistan. He claimed that Aisha had not been administered the anti-polio vaccine.
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They're Paks. They say they're against it, but they secretly promote it, but they don't want it to reach epidemic proportions and they need to preserve plausible deniability. They're trying to preserve strategic depth in the medical field.
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Yeah, well, at least their doinkers didn't shrink or drop off. That's what's important. Polio "vaccine," he!
Costello: Well then who's on first?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow's name.
Abbott: Who.
It took 12 surgeons, six operating rooms and five donors to pull it off, but five desperate strangers simultaneously received new organs in what hospital officials Monday described as the first-ever quintuple kidney transplant.
All five recipients - three men and two women - were doing fine, as were the five organ donors, all women, said Eric Vohr, a spokesman at the Johns Hopkins Comprehensive Transplant Center. The 10 participants came from Canada, Maine, Maryland, West Virginia, Florida and California.
Several triple transplants have been done at Johns Hopkins, but hospital officials said the five simultaneous transplants performed last Tuesday were a first.
Four of the sick patients had approached Johns Hopkins with a relative who was willing to donate a kidney but was an incompatible donor. The fifth patient had been on a waiting list for a kidney from a dead person. Together, those nine people and an "altruistic donor" - someone willing to give a kidney to anyone who needed it - had enough matched kidneys among them to pull off a complex, five-way swap.
A multi-volume chronology and reference guide set detailing three years of the Mexican Drug War between 2010 and 2012.
Rantburg.com and borderlandbeat.com correspondent and author Chris Covert presents his first non-fiction work detailing
the drug and gang related violence in Mexico.
Chris gives us Mexican press dispatches of drug and gang war violence
over three years, presented in a multi volume set intended to chronicle the death, violence and mayhem which has
dominated Mexico for six years.
Rantburg was assembled from recycled algorithms in the United States of America. No
trees were destroyed in the production of this weblog. We did hurt some, though. Sorry.
In the world of criminals making things all too easy for the cops, a brave new trend-setter has emerged in the form of a woman calling the police to report that her marijuana stash was tampered with.
Official loses big skimming gambling funds
The number of mosques in Germany has risen by more than 10 per cent in the past two years and many more are under construction, the Central Institute of Islamic Archives said Thursday. The head of the archives, Salim Abdullah, said Muslims in Germany could visit 159 mosques with domes and minarets, compared to 141 in 2004. In addition, some 128 mosques are under construction, Abdullah told DPA. The figures are contained in a study that is due to be released next month by the institute, which is based in the town of Soest. Abdullah said that in addition to the so-called classical mosques there were hundreds of other prayer rooms and halls where religious services are held.
Two daughters of prominent Chinese families are to lead a pack of young debutantes at an extravagant Paris ball on the weekend that looms large in the calendars of the planet's rich and powerful. The presence of Chen Xiaodan, the daughter of the governor of the Bank of China, and Veronica Chou, the daughter of an influential tycoon, confirmed the growing stature of Chinese on the international jet-set circuit. 
CAMP DAVID, Md. (AP) - President Bush called 10 members of the armed forces from California to Iraq Thursday to wish them a Happy Thanksgiving and thank them for their service.
LANDIKOTAL: A new poliovirus case was confirmed here on Friday, raising the tally of such cases in the province to 13, and in the country to 30. 
