TACOMA, Wash. - A man accused of having sex with a goat is scheduled to be arraigned on Friday on a animal cruelty charge. Charging papers say a witness saw 63-year-old Arthur Lawton having sex with a goat May 8th in a barn at Eatonville's Pioneer Farm Museum where he worked. What was the witness doing in the barn?
Lawton said he was trying to milk the goat. Ya don't milk a goat with yer doinker, Bub.
Lawton missed a scheduled arraignment on August 3rd but turned himself in last night to Pierce County sheriff's deputies. Boy-howdy this is gonna put a crimp in a certain "religion's" activities.
He's the second person charged in the county since the Legislature made bestiality a crime in response to the fatal injury to a man having sex with a horse in Enumclaw. EEEEEWerw!
A man accused of having sex with the family pit bull dog was acquitted in May. OK, Fido, did the accused touch you in an inappropriate mannor? "Woof". How did he treat you? "Ruff". Did you bend over and "Bark like a Dog"? AROOOOO!
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Not only do we have plenty of things for you to do here at Pioneer Farm Museum and the Ohop Indian Village, but we also have a couple types of programs that we can bring to your school.
For more information and prices regarding the items below, please give us a call at:
(360) 832-6300 and ask for Mr. Lawton.
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I was going to make a comment about the pitbull myself, but Zenster already beat me to it. Guess I'll just content myself with gazing at the bust of Salieri on my shelf :-)
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You wouldn't have a bust of Pelosi handy, would ja ?
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#6: "You wouldn't have a bust of Pelosi handy, would ja?"
Hope so - God knows she doesn't have one.
I am so going to hell.... :-D
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but turned himself in last night to Pierce County sheriff's deputies.
And *EVERYONE* missed the irony of him being busted in Pierce County, LOL!
WTF is wrong with folks up in the "enlightened" State of Washington? And why was beastiality *NOT* a crime until after the horse incident recently. Or, did everyone just assume that no one did that up there, so you don't need a law for it?
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A 13-year-old Egyptian girl died during a circumcision operation, the second such case reported over the past two months, local media said Saturday.
Has it occurred to anyone that Muslims seem to be uncommonly fond of cutting things off?
Oh. It has.
As I was saying: Steal something? Off with a hand, maybe a foot, too. An infidel? Chop his/her/its head off. Arouse a bit of Pak male jealousy? Off with her nose!
But best, most Islamic of all, is "female cicumcision."
I passed the point of feeling sorry for the benighted Mohammedan sometime in late 2004 or early 2005, but if I had any sympathy left I'd expend it for this particularly Nilotic evil. Can you imagine the psychological toll of going through life knowing Mom has no pubic lips? That she didn't even enjoy conceiving you? And if she didn't enjoy conceiving you, no matter how nice she might act toward you, you'll always harbor the suspicion that she didn't enjoy raising you, either.
If she didn't enjoy raising you, she doesn't like you.
It just explains so much...
The doctor involved has been referred to the state prosecutor for investigation and his clinic in the rural Gharbiyah province has been closed down, state-owned al-Gomhoria daily reported. The earlier death of a 12-year-old girl during a circumcision operation in June sparked a public outcry and prompted the government to officially ban hospitals from performing the traditional procedure which is widespread throughout Egypt.
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SRINAGAR, India - At least two dozen people, including 15 army personnel, were injured on Saturday when a huge fire broke out at an ammunition depot of the Indian army in Kashmir, officials and witnesses said. About 10,000 people from neighbouring villages were evacuated as shells and splinters ripped through the area in Anantnag district of south Kashmir.
The cause of the fire was being investigated but two militant groups, including the most prominent Hizbul Mujahideen group, telephoned a local news agency and claimed responsibility for torching the depot. But army spokesman Lieutenant-Colonel A.K. Mathur denied it was a militant attack. There are some casualties, we are ascertaining the facts, he said. Massive efforts are continuing to control the blaze.
Police vehicles fitted with loudspeakers patrolled the area asking people to leave as massive clouds of smoke from the highly-secured depot streaked into the sky, witnesses said.
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The Indian Army needs to hurry up with the upgrade of its ammunition dumps.
Many date from WW2 and have artillery shells and rockets stacked up and covered by tarp, just lying exposed. No bunkers or igloos, just an earth berm (sometimes). They've had to destroy tens of millions of dollars worth of ammo because of poor storage.
Just a discarded cigarette on some dry grass and...
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Has it occurred to anyone that Muslims seem to be uncommonly fond of cutting things off? 
