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2024-08-02 International-UN-NGOs
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This French Farce is the worst Olympics of my lifetime! KENNEDY slams the pedo rapists, gender madness, sewer swims and genital-flashing drag queens
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[Daily Mail, where America gets its news] Triathletes dripping with the Seine’s sewer-soiled water must have been thinking what the rest of us now know: This is the crappiest Olympics in recent history! Literally.
It’s taken nine years, $1.5 billion of environmental remediation and countless 5-hour workdays (this is France, folks) for the Paris 2024 organizers to deem the E. coli-tainted river safe enough for athletes to swim in. Just.
Last-minute bacterial tests saw the scheduled men’s triathlon event bumped from Tuesday to Wednesday this week, presumably to give lifeguards a chance to fish out a few floating bonbons.
When the boys did swim, many joked about the water quality. ‘I’m definitely going to be visiting the bathroom later,’ South African Jamie Riddle said after the race. ‘I swallowed gallons and gallons of water, so that’s going to be a fun, post-race party!’
But this foul river farce is the least of our Olympic problems. On Thursday, an almighty gender ruckus erupted after an Italian lady boxer forfeited her match in just 46 seconds after taking two straight punches to the face.
‘I had to safeguard my life,’ Italy’s Angela Carini told reporters after collapsing onto the mat in tears.
Her Algerian opponent, Imane Khelif, had been disqualified from last year's Women's World Championships after DNA tests reportedly ‘proved’ Khelif was intersex. Yet the International Olympic Committee – who don’t carry out testing of their own – inexplicably approved Khelif to play.
And while the Carini incident may go down as the most disturbing Paris snapshot, it will have stiff competition.
Last Friday, the opening ceremony fast descended into a rain-soaked Rocky Horror Show. Torch-bearing Serena Williams looked like she might toss up her croissants as she nauseously wobbled in the lead procession boat heading down the turdy Seine.
Maybe she’d caught sight of the Parisian private parts on display during the show’s odious parody of Leonardo da Vinci’s Last Supper. One of the performers suffered a wardrobe malfunction that left his testicle dangling out his sparking black undies. The eyeball-burning abomination was complete with a bearded drag queen and corpulent, self-described ‘love activist’ DJ Barbara Butch. Then some dude painted blue and wearing a thong emerged from a giant chafing dish. He was supposed to be Dionysus, the Greek god of – among other things – insanity and ritual madness.
Talking of insanity – the Olympic Committee are yet to give an honest answer as to why convicted Dutch pedophile Steven Van de Velde, who served time for raping a 12-year-old girl when he was 19, has been cleared to compete.
Last Supper?
No, thanks. I’m not hungry anymore.
But the athletes are starving.
Despite a pledge to run the ‘greenest ever Games’, Olympic Village caterers have reported a ‘very high demand’ for meat and egg products. A third of the ‘sustainably-sourced’ meals forced on the 15,000-odd athletes so far have been vegetarian or vegan. But, quelle surprise, the world elite don’t run on quinoa and locally sourced figs.
Meanwhile, our sports boys and gals have been forced into five-to-a-bathroom prison-style dorms with hard-as-rock, ‘eco-friendly’ cardboard beds, and no air conditioning. Things got so stinky steamy in close quarters that US tennis sensation Coco Gauff snitched on her roommates who’d escaped to a hotel room!
At least one golden girl is enjoying herself: America’s waning queen, Jill Biden. The Doctor – sans Joe – is all giggles in her ‘Farewell to Grandpa’ Era of the European tour, tossing back bubbly with Zendaya, Flavor Flav and Snoop Dog in the stands. 
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