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2023-04-10 -Land of the Free

The Bee: Scientists At Budweiser Attempt To Discover How Many Beers It Would Take For Dylan Mulvaney To Pass As A Woman

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Posted by Anomalous Sources 2023-04-10 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 I was standing at the bar in an International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?”
He says “No, why the fuck would you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?”
“No”, I said, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you little fucker.”

Posted by Clem Pholuque8480 2023-04-10 01:08|| 2023-04-10 01:08|| Front Page Top

#2 It would take twice as much Bud Lite as it would take beer.

Posted by Super Hose 2023-04-10 06:28|| 2023-04-10 06:28|| Front Page Top

#3 As the old joke goes, "How is it like sex in a canoe?"

"It's f*cking near water..."

Posted by M. Murcek 2023-04-10 07:21|| 2023-04-10 07:21|| Front Page Top

#4 Bud hasn't got any of my money since I was a teenager. And that's a looong time ago.

Posted by ed in texas 2023-04-10 11:47|| 2023-04-10 11:47|| Front Page Top

#5 I would die of alcohol poisoning before that thing would pass as a woman.

Posted by Chris 2023-04-10 14:17|| 2023-04-10 14:17|| Front Page Top

#6 3,427.

Posted by Woodrow 2023-04-10 19:44|| 2023-04-10 19:44|| Front Page Top

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