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2018-09-02 -Lurid Crime Tales-

VA nurse admits fatally poisoning ‘unfaithful' hubby with Visine

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Posted by Besoeker 2018-09-02 00:28|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 She fought through the fat and lean,
But his wandering eye was too keen,
And I'm sure she was cryin'
While her ol' man wuz dyin'
When she poisoned that rat with Visine.

"Not that I had anything against the gal, personally."

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2018-09-02 02:15|| 2018-09-02 02:15|| Front Page Top

#2 Dang, I ought to have read the article first... "tetrahydrozoline" is pretty irresistible, too.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2018-09-02 02:23|| 2018-09-02 02:23|| Front Page Top

#3 Wow, so you possibly spent some time at T-Bones on Lake Wylie?

Posted by Skidmark 2018-09-02 07:22|| 2018-09-02 07:22|| Front Page Top

#4 Visine control NOW!

Do it for the children.
(do I need to put a /sarc on that?)

Posted by Procopius2k 2018-09-02 10:08|| 2018-09-02 10:08|| Front Page Top

#5 At least her job will still be waiting for her at the VA.

Posted by Woodrow 2018-09-02 10:54|| 2018-09-02 10:54|| Front Page Top

#6 May actually be useful to put something (like Bitrex) with the visine so any drink will taste very odd.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2018-09-02 11:22|| 2018-09-02 11:22|| Front Page Top

#7 Am I tripping, or wasn't Fairbanks there earlier? Either way... I got your Xenophobia right here...

Misanthropological horrors?
Without 'em this world would be poorer,
So love you some foreigners,
Them dumb self-adorners...
And send me the Nonesuch Explorers!

Also, BP, that is so damn practical and considerate. If I were a woman (adjust to taste), so help me, I'd run around bangin' every Dilbert-looking dude I ran into. Lady engineers, please form a line.

Also, with and.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2018-09-02 23:59|| 2018-09-02 23:59|| Front Page Top

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