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2018-04-08 Israel-Palestine-Jordan

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Posted by g(r)omgoru 2018-04-08 11:19|| || Front Page|| [11 views ] Top
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#1 The UN secretary-general did not call for a commission of inquiry, the Security Council did not convene, the Arab League ignored it, and the BBC, of course, did not see or hear anything," he added.

And the BBC will not see this statement, either.

Posted by gorb 2018-04-08 14:44|| 2018-04-08 14:44|| Front Page Top

#2
Three hunters are out on safari -- an American, a Brit and an Israeli. They are captured by cannibals who start getting the cooking pots ready. The cannibal chief tells the hunters they can have one last wish.

"What's your last request?" he asks the American.

"I'd like a steak," he replies.

So the cannibals kill a zebra and serve the American his steak.

"What do you want?" the cannibal chief asks the Brit.

"I'd like to have a smoke on my pipe," which they let him do.

Then the chief asks the Israeli: "What's your last wish?"

"I want you to kick my rear end."

"Be serious," says the top cannibal.

"C'mon, you promised," says the Israeli.

"Oh, all right," says the chief, who delivers the requested kick. Whereupon, the Israeli pulls out a gun, shoots the chief and a few other cannibals while the rest run away.

The American and Brit are furious.

"Why didn't you do that in the first place, so we wouldn't have had to go through all this?" they demand.

Replies the Israeli: "What? Are you mad? The UN would have condemned me as the aggressor.

Posted by gorb 2018-04-08 15:00|| 2018-04-08 15:00|| Front Page Top

#3 I love that one, and never remember it until I get to the end,

Posted by trailing wife 2018-04-08 16:00|| 2018-04-08 16:00|| Front Page Top

#4 Festival? More like an orgy of hypocrisy.

Posted by JohnQC 2018-04-08 18:38|| 2018-04-08 18:38|| Front Page Top

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