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2015-08-20 Europe
Animal Rights Activist Beaten With Duck
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Posted by Grunter 2015-08-20 12:02|| || Front Page|| [4 views ]  Top

#1 "You would not do that to your dog,"

I'd have to agree; I'd have to wash the dog. I would throw a cat at him.
Posted by swksvolFF 2015-08-20 15:09||   2015-08-20 15:09|| Front Page Top

#2 Of course you know that this means war.
/ channeling Daffy Duck
Posted by Alaska Paul 2015-08-20 15:55||   2015-08-20 15:55|| Front Page Top

#3 holding it by the legs as she repeatedly lashes him with it.

I would have cried fowl.
Posted by swksvolFF 2015-08-20 16:07||   2015-08-20 16:07|| Front Page Top

#4 Can the ducks fly? Seems unfair if their wings are clipped.
Posted by AlanC 2015-08-20 16:35||   2015-08-20 16:35|| Front Page Top

#5 I gotta dawg that would love this, bring 'em back alive Silky!

Actually a Newfie would be good at this.
Posted by Shipman 2015-08-20 17:18||   2015-08-20 17:18|| Front Page Top

#6 "Why a duck?"
Posted by SteveS 2015-08-20 17:37||   2015-08-20 17:37|| Front Page Top

#7 "Hey you, you can't do that to an animal! You're gonna pay for that!"

(bad Schwarzenegger accent)

"Put it on my bill."

*thumpthumpthumpthum*
Posted by swksvolFF 2015-08-20 18:03||   2015-08-20 18:03|| Front Page Top

#8 "Why a duck?"

"Forget it Drake...its Roses Town."
Posted by swksvolFF 2015-08-20 18:04||   2015-08-20 18:04|| Front Page Top

#9 But the important question is- Did she weigh as much as the duck?
Posted by Nguard 2015-08-20 18:55||   2015-08-20 18:55|| Front Page Top

#10 Now we know the source of the injuries to the Aflac spokesmallard......
Posted by USN, Ret. 2015-08-20 19:30||   2015-08-20 19:30|| Front Page Top

#11 She quacked up.
Posted by Blossom Unains5562 2015-08-20 19:52||   2015-08-20 19:52|| Front Page Top

#12 We used to try and catch greased pigs at 4-H Fairs and such when I was a kid. Damn tough, but really fun.

Pigs usually got the better of us, though. I did manage to catch one by a rear hind-leg once, but had to let go when it dragged me under a fence.

Never tried catching a duck by hand for fun, but I do know that they can get pretty nasty (having caught a few for 'food'). Geese are lots worse. They would be a more sporting 'target' for a venue like this one.
Posted by Mullah Richard 2015-08-20 21:49||   2015-08-20 21:49|| Front Page Top

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