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2014-11-09 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Man Arrested after Calf Found in Back Seat of Car

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Posted by Fred 2014-11-09 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Well, at least he wasn't transporting the calf for immoral purposes.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2014-11-09 04:37|| 2014-11-09 04:37|| Front Page Top

#2 The Riverside Animal Services
Make sure fleas aren't hurt in flea circuses.
Their stiff staff will not laugh
If a calf or giraffe
Is found filched for nefarious purposes.

I hope you don't mind if I mock you gents
For holding livestock without documents,
While Cesar Santana
Will go free mañana
With the whole goddamn government's compliments.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2014-11-09 05:22|| 2014-11-09 05:22|| Front Page Top

#3 Lol, early Sunday am goodness.

Posted by Shipman 2014-11-09 07:59|| 2014-11-09 07:59|| Front Page Top

#4 "we are eloping"

Posted by Frank G 2014-11-09 09:48|| 2014-11-09 09:48|| Front Page Top

#5 The 31-year-old Santana was arrested on suspicion of transporting livestock without proof of ownership or identifying information. No phone listing for him could be found.

Wonder what his immigration status is?

Posted by Raj 2014-11-09 09:54|| 2014-11-09 09:54|| Front Page Top

#6 Do you really, Raj? ;-p

Posted by Barbara 2014-11-09 10:45|| 2014-11-09 10:45|| Front Page Top

#7 Food supplier caught transporting slightly raw Taco Bell.

/sarc

Posted by Charles 2014-11-09 14:30|| 2014-11-09 14:30|| Front Page Top

#8 Never transport young piglets in the back seat of a car. They get carsick & become incontinent.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2014-11-09 16:06|| 2014-11-09 16:06|| Front Page Top

#9 I really don't want to know how you know that, AH.

Posted by Barbara 2014-11-09 16:15|| 2014-11-09 16:15|| Front Page Top

#10 He wasn't 'transporting,'
he was mooo-ving the animal.
(C'mon, SOMEBODY had to say it)

Posted by USN, Ret. 2014-11-09 19:31|| 2014-11-09 19:31|| Front Page Top

#11 Your room. Now.

Posted by Pappy 2014-11-09 19:55|| 2014-11-09 19:55|| Front Page Top

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