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2014-10-15 -Short Attention Span Theater-

British parrot missing for four years returns speaking Spanish

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Posted by Fred 2014-10-15 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 You have to understand. He (the parrot) had bought a condo on the Costa Del Sol, and with the real estate collapse and all, it took some time to get his finances straight. (Sold out to a Moldavian executive.)

Posted by ed in texas 2014-10-15 07:37|| 2014-10-15 07:37|| Front Page Top

#2 This could only happen in Southern California.

Posted by frozen al 2014-10-15 10:57|| 2014-10-15 10:57|| Front Page Top

#3 You might worry if the parrot goes for another sojourn, returns 4 years later speaking Arabic, Farsi, or Urdu. Better debrief him first.

Posted by JohnQC 2014-10-15 13:26|| 2014-10-15 13:26|| Front Page Top

#4 I understand the parrot now has free tuition in the UC system.

Posted by Pappy 2014-10-15 15:10|| 2014-10-15 15:10|| Front Page Top

#5 Has it been checked for STD's?

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2014-10-15 15:39|| 2014-10-15 15:39|| Front Page Top

#6 Let me know if it gives birth to midgets.

Posted by swksvolFF 2014-10-15 17:46|| 2014-10-15 17:46|| Front Page Top

#7 "Did you miss me, beloved ol' massa?
I've come back to heat up the plaza,
So viva la Raza!
Manos a la masa!
Cuz vamos a tirar su casa."

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2014-10-15 21:00|| 2014-10-15 21:00|| Front Page Top

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