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2014-08-05 -Short Attention Span Theater-

French Hospital Plans Wine Bar to Cheer Patients' Last Days

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Posted by Fred 2014-08-05 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 You gotta give it to the French---they understand living.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2014-08-05 04:19|| 2014-08-05 04:19|| Front Page Top

#2 There's a better way!

Obamacare will probably only provide vinegar...

Posted by Uncle Phester 2014-08-05 08:33|| 2014-08-05 08:33|| Front Page Top

#3 Your eyes, lungs, and liver have tested positive for routine harvesting. Sign the standard ACA releases or nod in the affirmative, and we can begin immediately.

Posted by Besoeker 2014-08-05 08:49|| 2014-08-05 08:49|| Front Page Top

#4 improving the quality of life of terminally-ill patients.

OXI-MORONIC
Standard pink shirt and bowtie hospital administrator bullshit for audit ratings thinking. Sure, give them red wine between bouts of vomiting, coughing blood, intestinal shutdown and Demerol IV bag changes. "If they're drunk they'll stop pushing the call button." Stupid.

Next it will be condoms for geriatrics or pet visiting in the leukemia ward. Bad enough they don't ban visits from the kiddies.

Do something for patient care, dummies. Not the appearance of caring for patients!

Posted by Skidmark 2014-08-05 10:05|| 2014-08-05 10:05|| Front Page Top

I began losing confidence in the system when they [nurses] began wearing flowery, turquoise coloured sacks.

Posted by Besoeker 2014-08-05 10:14|| 2014-08-05 10:14|| Front Page Top

#6 Try scrubbing dried blood out of your whites.

Posted by Pappy 2014-08-05 20:56|| 2014-08-05 20:56|| Front Page Top

#7 With whites you can use bleach. With turquoise you can't.

Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2014-08-05 21:09|| 2014-08-05 21:09|| Front Page Top

#8 In stylish old medical villas
The sisters were white marble pillars.
Now their floury sacks
Would cause panic attacks
In the unleavened millers and billers.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2014-08-05 23:58|| 2014-08-05 23:58|| Front Page Top

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