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2014-08-05 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

Owners Claim Tortoise Found Strolling in Suburb

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Posted by Fred 2014-08-05 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Clark is perfectly named somehow.

Posted by Shipman 2014-08-05 01:22|| 2014-08-05 01:22|| Front Page Top

#2 It ran away.

Posted by gorb 2014-08-05 01:23|| 2014-08-05 01:23|| Front Page Top

#3 cracked a "Tortoise and Hare" joke about officers capturing the reptile after a brief pursuit

Were they on Segways?

Posted by Pappy 2014-08-05 21:00|| 2014-08-05 21:00|| Front Page Top

#4 One of the officers named Achilles?

Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2014-08-05 21:10|| 2014-08-05 21:10|| Front Page Top

#5 Were they on Segways?

No, 'Rascals'.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2014-08-05 22:53|| 2014-08-05 22:53|| Front Page Top

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