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2012-04-07 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Possibly the greatest headline in the history of news

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Posted by tu3031 2012-04-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 Best DAILY MAIL e-v-a-r!, espec as per Jenny Love Hewitt.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2012-04-07 00:22|| 2012-04-07 00:22|| Front Page Top

#2 Should I wonder what the monkey wrench was doing there or should I leave it alone?

Posted by gorb 2012-04-07 01:40|| 2012-04-07 01:40|| Front Page Top

#3 It was in the Conservatory with Mr. White.

Posted by USN, Ret. 2012-04-07 02:38|| 2012-04-07 02:38|| Front Page Top

#4 The 'Rose N Bowl' pub is ... yes, "Biker Friendly." But of course, you already knew that.

(Something for the ladies as well)

Posted by Besoeker 2012-04-07 04:08|| 2012-04-07 04:08|| Front Page Top

#5 Nothing beats "Headless Body in Topless Bar".

Posted by Eric Jablow 2012-04-07 08:44|| 2012-04-07 08:44|| Front Page Top

#6 Best comment on this story (so far):

"Pretty kinky having a monkey wrench handy while having sex! I suppose to keep the nuts tight?"

:-D

Posted by Barbara 2012-04-07 10:18|| 2012-04-07 10:18|| Front Page Top

#7 That's a great headline...Dang the Limey papers are so much more fun than our humorless liberal rags (as an aside, why is it that lefties have no sense of humor?)

Anyway, I pawing through my Rotadex for Heidi's phone number....

Or should I be more interested in the love bite on Kim's neck?

Posted by Bill Clinton 2012-04-07 12:52|| 2012-04-07 12:52|| Front Page Top

#8 The wrench swinger

Posted by tu3031 2012-04-07 14:13|| 2012-04-07 14:13|| Front Page Top

#9 They couldn't squeeze in a 'former presidential canidate John Edwards' in there somewhere?

Posted by CrazyFool 2012-04-07 15:41|| 2012-04-07 15:41|| Front Page Top

#10 CF - there's some things even gravy-wrestling strippers won't touch

Posted by Frank G 2012-04-07 15:51|| 2012-04-07 15:51|| Front Page Top

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