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2012-02-18 Syria-Lebanon-Iran
Iran trains female ninjas as potential assassins
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Posted by tipper 2012-02-18 10:48|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [439 views ]  Top

#1 The trouble is that they look like Catherine Bell, and have been authorized by their masters to wear lingerie and bikinis so they can "blend in".
Posted by Anonymoose 2012-02-18 12:59||   2012-02-18 12:59|| Front Page Top

#2 Hopefully they'll use their newfound lethal knowledge to assassinate their oppressive clerics.
Posted by gromky 2012-02-18 14:20||   2012-02-18 14:20|| Front Page Top

#3 Three thousand Iranian women being trained as ninja warriors say they will use their martial arts skills to defend the country if necessary

Shades of Japan toward the end of WWII?
Posted by Pappy 2012-02-18 15:45||   2012-02-18 15:45|| Front Page Top

#4 Daffy's fembots had to go somewhere...
Posted by Steve White 2012-02-18 18:06||   2012-02-18 18:06|| Front Page Top

#5 Are these the same lot videotaped a few years ago sliding down ropes three stories up in full regalia, only their eyes showing through slits in their veils? If so, like the dancing bear, it is not that they do it well, but that they are able to do anything at all.
Posted by trailing wife 2012-02-18 21:05||   2012-02-18 21:05|| Front Page Top

#6 who's gonna drive them to their assignments? After all, they can't drive themselves, right? Sticking them in a burqa will surely help their dedication and assimilation skills. Can they jump through flaming hoops?
Posted by Frank G 2012-02-18 21:25||   2012-02-18 21:25|| Front Page Top

#7 Does their training include kegal exercises? I hope so!
Posted by Secret Asian Man 2012-02-18 21:34||   2012-02-18 21:34|| Front Page Top

#8 whose ages range from 5 to 56

Just noticed that bit. However well trained, are there many deadly kindergartners?
Posted by trailing wife 2012-02-18 21:48||   2012-02-18 21:48|| Front Page Top

#9 in Saudi or Pakistain?
Posted by Frank G 2012-02-18 22:00||   2012-02-18 22:00|| Front Page Top

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