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2010-08-17 -Short Attention Span Theater-

5 Ways to Get Your Wife to Have More Sex With You

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Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2010-08-17 10:07|| || Front Page|| [9 views ] Top

#1 O.K. I GOT IT!!!!

Posted by armyguy 2010-08-17 11:27|| 2010-08-17 11:27|| Front Page Top

#2 6. Take a shower. Running under the sprinkler in the garden doesn't count.
7. Use soap. it's the fragrant round sphere attached to a rope dangling from the showerhead.
8. Brush your teeth. This is a twice-daily requirement not twice-weekly. Use toothpaste. Use of mouthwash earns you extra bedroom points.

Posted by Swanimote 2010-08-17 11:37|| 2010-08-17 11:37|| Front Page Top

#3 Never trust a woman - or a male feminist - for advice about women. I did and I was a virgin for years after all my peers had girlfriends.

Posted by gromky 2010-08-17 11:49|| 2010-08-17 11:49|| Front Page Top

#4 And when she still says no, what should you do?

Posted by remoteman 2010-08-17 11:59|| 2010-08-17 11:59|| Front Page Top

#5 DX her.

Posted by 49 Pan 2010-08-17 14:19|| 2010-08-17 14:19|| Front Page Top

#6 Gromky has it right. Women who give advice like this are into control, not advice. Or even, usually, sex.

You presume you get to make all the rules because you are a woman, "doctor"? Good-bye. There are plenty of excellent women who aren't control freaks that are probably better human beings than this arrogant one. Frankly, loneliness is preferable to sex with a control freak like you.

Most normal women understand that it's give and take.

I won't worship you, honey. Even if it means no nik-nik.

I already have a God.

How about.....

1. we meet 1/2 way all the time, or

2. I meet you 100% half the time and you meet me 100% half the time?

Anything else is a deal breaker.

Oh, and if you want to talk about "current events" without me offering my opinion, or someone to "just listen without trying to problem-solve or offer advice", go to one of your girlfriends. If you come to me with a problem, I'm going to try and solve it. Don't try and change my basic nature to suit your ridiculous fantasies.

Posted by no mo uro 2010-08-17 16:12|| 2010-08-17 16:12|| Front Page Top

#7 There are plenty of excellent women who aren't control freaks.....

...being selected to mate by one is the challenge. :-)

Posted by Besoeker 2010-08-17 16:17|| 2010-08-17 16:17|| Front Page Top

#8 #2 D *** NG IT, I KNEW IT! Thank God for JAPAN = its ROBO-ANDROID BABES.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2010-08-17 23:30|| 2010-08-17 23:30|| Front Page Top

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