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2010-07-15 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Police: SUV crashes during sex
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Posted by tu3031 2010-07-15 12:44|| || Front Page|| [8 views ]  Top

#1 Well. it's nice to know my birthplace is famous for something.....
Posted by Mercutio 2010-07-15 16:01||   2010-07-15 16:01|| Front Page Top

#2 Well you can't say Blasse was blase'.
Posted by JohnQC 2010-07-15 16:22||   2010-07-15 16:22|| Front Page Top

#3 it is recommended that one pull over and stop the vehicle before engaging in sex. Particularly in the case of oral sex. More than one fellow has been "bobbited" that way.
Posted by Swanimote 2010-07-15 17:17||   2010-07-15 17:17|| Front Page Top

#4 see: Garp and the driveway incident
Posted by Frank G 2010-07-15 18:56||   2010-07-15 18:56|| Front Page Top

#5 according to JWF, who has a pic from her facebook, she clocks in at 5'-4" and 300 lbs, Sweeeeeet
Posted by Frank G 2010-07-15 19:36||   2010-07-15 19:36|| Front Page Top

#6 This has been done before I tell you!
Posted by Ellen Jamesian 2010-07-15 19:54||   2010-07-15 19:54|| Front Page Top

#7 5-4, 300? No wonder the cops didn't believe the "thrown from the car" story. Did the guy bring a crane with him, honey?
Posted by tu3031 2010-07-15 20:48||   2010-07-15 20:48|| Front Page Top

#8 This just in...

VINELAND, N.J. – Authorities say a New Jersey woman lied twice to cover up the theft of a laptop computer, claiming first that she was carjacked and then that her car crashed because she was having sex.

Authorities say 23-year-old Sarah Blasse of Vineland initially told police Saturday that she broke her arm during a carjacking. Police say Blasse later claimed her car crashed into a tree while she was performing a sex act on a man she had picked up.

Camden County prosecutor's spokesman Jason Laughlin says Blasse and her boyfriend actually stole a laptop computer from a car and slipped away from pursuing police in her car, but then crashed and attempted to set the vehicle on fire.

Blasse and 27-year-old Henry Goode Jr. face charges including arson, burglary and hindering apprehension. Authorities say they don't yet have lawyers.


I like the beaner story better...
Posted by tu3031 2010-07-15 21:05||   2010-07-15 21:05|| Front Page Top

#9  5-4, 300?

She was trolling. How do you complete the act with that in a car
Posted by Beavis 2010-07-15 21:10||   2010-07-15 21:10|| Front Page Top

#10 hmmm - does he still have his equipment?
Posted by Frank G 2010-07-15 21:34||   2010-07-15 21:34|| Front Page Top

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