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2010-03-27 Syria-Lebanon-Iran

Cleric says Iran seeks to rescue Americans from Dems, Repubs

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Posted by Fred 2010-03-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top
File under: Govt of Iran

#1 I think we should return the favor. Send over battalions of clean cut Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on doors. Bra-less Unitarian women in long cotton skirts and their scruffy consorts in tie-died jeans warbling Kumbaya around ad hoc bonfires and offering to share their organic tofu.

Evangelists deployed to Iranian street corners, handing out Gideon bibles and pocket New Testaments.

Hallelujah, brothers and sisters! Have you heard the Good News for today? GLORY!!

We Americans are quite selfish with our wonderful kaleidescope of religious expression. We should share it more.

The Lubavitchers who live a ways down the highway from Chez Lotp should be invited too. Nobody dances with quite the same enthusiasm as the Hasidim high on G*d.

Maybe send some Rastafarians, as well.

Posted by lotp 2010-03-27 17:13|| 2010-03-27 17:13|| Front Page Top

#2 "Maybe send some Rastafarians, as well"

Oh, definitely send some Rasties, lotp.

The Mullahs' heads would explode. :-D

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2010-03-27 18:34|| 2010-03-27 18:34|| Front Page Top

#3 Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on doors

...at precisely 9 a.m. on a Saturday morning. Mormons keep later hours, bless 'em. That alone would prove educational to the Iranians. ;-)

Posted by trailing wife 2010-03-27 18:39|| 2010-03-27 18:39|| Front Page Top

#4 share their organic tofu

While some of the activities lotp mentions verge on war crimes, she names but a few of the religious faiths in America, many of which conflict in belief or practice, but all somehow manage to co-exist side by side in our pluralistic society. We often take for granted what we have created here. E Pluribus Unum, baby!

Posted by SteveS 2010-03-27 19:06|| 2010-03-27 19:06|| Front Page Top

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