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2010-03-27 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Anonymoose 2010-03-27 10:42|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 Mucky's name ain't Coffman. It ain't him. He's roaming free, on the border, preparing himself for 2012.

Posted by Shipman 2010-03-27 11:10|| 2010-03-27 11:10|| Front Page Top

#2 Future Health Czar?

Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2010-03-27 11:23|| 2010-03-27 11:23|| Front Page Top

#3 All Vegans are f'ing crazy!

Posted by Jefferson 2010-03-27 11:27|| 2010-03-27 11:27|| Front Page Top

#4 Those beefeaters maddening, I tell you, Maddening!

Posted by GirlThursday 2010-03-27 11:32|| 2010-03-27 11:32|| Front Page Top

#5 Police think an argument earlier in the day prompted the incident.

With a chubby girl no doubt.

Posted by Besoeker 2010-03-27 11:35|| 2010-03-27 11:35|| Front Page Top

#6 Anyone who is anti-chubby girls is out of their damned fool minds.

Posted by Mike N. 2010-03-27 11:40|| 2010-03-27 11:40|| Front Page Top

#7 A store employee tried to stop Coffman, but gave up when he threatened the employee with the knife, police said.

In my part of the country, he'd do that just a moment before someone with concealed carry ventilated him. Undoubtedly achieving his goal of contaminating the meat already strewn on the floor.

Posted by Procopius2k 2010-03-27 12:20|| 2010-03-27 12:20|| Front Page Top

#8 Chubby girls need loving, too.

Posted by no mo uro 2010-03-27 13:08|| 2010-03-27 13:08|| Front Page Top

#9 "He'd got into it with his grandmother. She was preparing a pot roast...and he was upset over that,"

ROTFL

Posted by john frum 2010-03-27 13:23|| 2010-03-27 13:23|| Front Page Top

#10 Mmmmmmmmmmmm...pot roast!
Friggin loser.

Posted by tu3031 2010-03-27 13:27|| 2010-03-27 13:27|| Front Page Top

#11 Mess with bowhead whale meat and you have a real fight on yer hands. Deacon 'n' me.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2010-03-27 15:22|| 2010-03-27 15:22|| Front Page Top

#12 There is this odd notion circulating that vegetarianism leads to non-violence.

Yah, right!

Posted by twobyfour 2010-03-27 17:19|| 2010-03-27 17:19|| Front Page Top

#13 "trying to save little girls from food he believes would make them 'chubby'"

Listen, Tony-the-dipshit, speaking as a lifelong chubby girl, mind your own goddam business!

Beef contains iron, zinc, and other essential nutrients. If you don't want me to eat beef, you obviously want me to malnourished. FOAD.

If God hadn't intended me to eat cows, they wouldn't be made out of meat.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2010-03-27 18:45|| 2010-03-27 18:45|| Front Page Top

#14 BrerRabbit really like the whale but then he is of Norwegian descent.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2010-03-27 19:42|| 2010-03-27 19:42|| Front Page Top

#15 "He'd got into it with his grandmother. She was preparing a pot roast...and he was upset over that,"

It's Britian b*tch probably boiled it...set me off as well

Posted by Beavis 2010-03-27 21:00|| 2010-03-27 21:00|| Front Page Top

#16 "He thought if he could save one chubby girl, he's done his job."

That'll look real special as an epitaph on your headstone, Anthony.

Damn shitferbrains goofball...

Posted by Dave D. 2010-03-27 21:04|| 2010-03-27 21:04|| Front Page Top

#17 Beavis - Actually it happened in Edinburgh, Indiana.

Posted by Ricky bin Ricardo (Abu Babaloo) 2010-03-27 21:55|| 2010-03-27 21:55|| Front Page Top

#18 Can't believe any of you mooks haven't added this to the story yet.... ;)

Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2010-03-27 22:18|| 2010-03-27 22:18|| Front Page Top

#19 Actually it happened in Edinburgh, Indiana.

Eh, a difference without a distinction.

Posted by Beavis 2010-03-27 22:51|| 2010-03-27 22:51|| Front Page Top

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