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2009-11-21 Europe

Jesus Christ's 'death certificate' found on Turin Shroud

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Posted by tipper 2009-11-21 00:24|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 It ain't real unless they's a H. in deh middle. Also was this his 1st or 2nd certificate of bornery? Also where? Was it Bethlehem or Rome?

I suspect Rome - the whole Jesus thing purdy much a plot to quietly overthrow what we've always been doing.

Posted by Perry Stanford White 2009-11-21 07:33|| 2009-11-21 07:33|| Front Page Top

#2 My jeans have some guy's name on them; Levi Strauss.

I guess I'm wearing a death certificate.

Posted by Parabellum 2009-11-21 08:53|| http://sidemeat.wordpress.com/]">[http://sidemeat.wordpress.com/] 2009-11-21 08:53|| Front Page Top

#3 If you hyperventilate, spin around 3 times and squint, you can faintly see "Party like it's 2012" written in ancient Mayan on the shroud. So I hear.

Posted by ryuge 2009-11-21 17:39|| 2009-11-21 17:39|| Front Page Top

#4 Since I'm pretty sure that it's a medieval Near Eastern forgery, I wouldn't be surprised if there was some sort of label on it.

Posted by Mitch H.">Mitch H. 2009-11-21 17:58|| http://blogfonte.blogspot.com/]">[http://blogfonte.blogspot.com/] 2009-11-21 17:58|| Front Page Top

#5 Yea she saw it, it was written right next to Obama's birth cirtificate so you know that it's authentic

Posted by Chief 2009-11-21 21:52|| 2009-11-21 21:52|| Front Page Top

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