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2009-09-23 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Anonymoose 2009-09-23 20:53|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 He's a contender for idiot of the year.

Posted by Lumpy Elmoluck5091 2009-09-23 21:30|| 2009-09-23 21:30|| Front Page Top

#2 "The man thought the weight from the steel object would make his organ longer, but what he did to it almost rendered it useless."

Honey, that ain't the only reason yours is useless.

"The penis had . . . swollen to five times its normal size"

Mission accomplished?

"'He was kind of a wingnut,' Broussard said."

No, really?

"'They also slid a little piece of metal between the collar and his thing, so if it slipped past it wouldnt hit his thing,' Broussard said."

"His thing." Geez, I find medical lingo so sexy, Chief. Do go on.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2009-09-23 21:41|| 2009-09-23 21:41|| Front Page Top

#3 The penis had blackened and swollen to five times its normal size, authorities said

that oughtta get the chicks or the First Wookie

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-09-23 21:57|| 2009-09-23 21:57|| Front Page Top

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