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2009-07-04 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Anonymoose 2009-07-04 09:48|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the 'possum it could be done.

*ducks and runs for cover*

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2009-07-04 09:52|| 2009-07-04 09:52|| Front Page Top

#2 why didn't they just run over or shoot the stupid bird?

Posted by 3dc 2009-07-04 11:13|| 2009-07-04 11:13|| Front Page Top

#3 Bite your ~~tongue~~ typing fingers, 3dc!

Roosters have feelings too, ya' know.

/PETA

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2009-07-04 11:15|| 2009-07-04 11:15|| Front Page Top

#4 if they ran it over, how would ACORN register it to vote in pivotal 2010 congressional contests?

Posted by abu do you love ">abu do you love 2009-07-04 11:40|| 2009-07-04 11:40|| Front Page Top

#5 #4 if they ran it over, how would ACORN register it to vote in pivotal 2010 congressional contests?
Posted by: abu do you love 2009-07-04 11:40

Took the words right out of my mouth. :-)

Posted by WolfDog 2009-07-04 12:31|| 2009-07-04 12:31|| Front Page Top

#6 Don't worry. It has already been registered several times.

Posted by gorb 2009-07-04 17:39|| 2009-07-04 17:39|| Front Page Top

#7 "if they ran it over, how would ACORN register it to vote in pivotal 2010 congressional contests?"

Hell, if they can't figure out how to do that, they can ask Chicago - where the dead have been voting for decades.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2009-07-04 18:03|| 2009-07-04 18:03|| Front Page Top

#8 What a cock-up.

Posted by Pappy 2009-07-04 21:16|| 2009-07-04 21:16|| Front Page Top

#9 Just grease it!

No, wait, they'd be calling the boys in the moon suits to clean up the toxicity. Golly, it'd take hours and hours to clear the jam. Better stop, maybe someone here is in charge of chickens.

Let's see, if I short out the battery on this laptop, bet it would cook a couple of these hot dogs while we wait and maybe make a few sparks for the 4th while I'm at it. But would that be ok to do? I mean, is it allowed?

Posted by KBK 2009-07-04 22:21|| 2009-07-04 22:21|| Front Page Top

#10 Barbara, how many banjo players does it take to eat a 'possum?

Two - one to eat and one to keep an eye out for traffic.

Posted by KBK 2009-07-04 22:24|| 2009-07-04 22:24|| Front Page Top

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